Donkey Kong

1: The best ape you'll ever know! a Monkey repesentaion of Roy Koopa

2: To do a girl from behind, but, when she is about to orgasm, smash a big barrel on her head, making the orgasm better and instantly

3: to be strong enough for the biggest bully to surrender to a teabag

1: DK: Two words. BANANA! SLAMMA!
King K Rool: AAHH!

2:
Diddy: *mumbles* this trick is going to make my day!
Dixie: Here it, ungh, comes!
Diddy: DONKEY KONG! *smashes a barrel* I AM THE MASTA! WHOOOO!

3:

DK: Hey, you!
Bully: Hey, U.O.I! Pay up:
DK: You must know this! BANANA SLAMMA!
*T-Bags the Bully*

by your best idiot April 5, 2010

Kong shit

A bowel movement of near biblical proportions.
Usually displaces all water in victimized bowl.
A galaxy beyond any standard 2 or 3 flusher.

Man, I scarfed a couple of those jumbo dogs and a couple of beers at the track.
Later we split a vegetable pizza and some more beers.
That combination produced a classic Kong shit!
When I looked in the bowl,fuck, no water... just shit!

by Boleskinehouse August 20, 2009

Kiddy Kong

Kiddy Kong is a member of the Kong Family (see Donkey Kong), and first introduced in Donkey Kong Country 3. His strange design (feet! Inconsistent size!) alienated many fans and led to the death of the "Country"-Series for 14 years. Luckily, it was the last appearance of Kiddy Kong, aside for an insignificant cameo as part of a spirit in Super Smash Brothers Ultimate.

Gus: Man, remember when Funky threw Kiddy Kong away at the start of DKC3?
Fred: He had the right instincts.

by BoosOnSecond April 30, 2020

Hong Kong Style

To act in a sudden, extreme and visually stunning way. Usually violent.

The crowd at the bar fell silent when Ben went Hong Kong Style on some dude's head.

by Sar70 November 15, 2010

kongol

A character from "the legend of dragoon".

Kongol crash you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by person yo-yo July 17, 2003

donkey kong

a unit of dry measurement approximately equal to one cup.

Hey Mario, how much flour does this recipe call for?
- About 2 donkey kongs, but don't use too much!

by A big fan of Donkey Kong... May 2, 2011

konging

While banging your ho doggy style, you wait till you cum. Then you repeatedly pummel her kidneys with as much force as you can muster while letting loose your best impersonation of an angry King Kong.

I'd kong Kate from Kate's Playground in a heartbeat.
Konging is the gerund form of the infinitive to kong.

by Necessary July 28, 2008