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Cleveland Pass

Self-administered cocktail of Rohypnol and muscle-relaxants
For his birthday, I gave my husband the Cleveland Pass
by CLE+ May 5, 2012
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Cleveland Dreamer

the thing that gives Browns fans a stiffy and solace during the crisp fall evenings when the days shorten and the temperatures drop while the football season is still young: the hopeful prospect of beating the Pittsburgh Steelers, not once, but TWICE, in a single season. This is the maniacal fever dream of all desperate Browns fans.
--Did you hear Reggie going on about the Browns taking it to the Steelers twice this year?

--Yeah the Browns are already 0-5. Reggie's a real Cleveland Dreamer.
by Ohio driver January 26, 2013
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Cleveland Pancake

Generally speaking this person works on, claims to work on, or believes he knows a thing or two about wires and electricity. Usually a perverted jackass named Rob.
Man, this Cleveland pancake broke the jet again. Can you believe it?
by 1111hotmomma1111 December 16, 2013
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Cleveland pancake

Like a Cleveland waffle, but instead of taking a dump in a persons laptop, then closing it to make a Cleveland waffle. The Cleveland pancake is when you drop a duece on someones ipad screen and then slam the case closed, making a Cleveland pancake.
Mike got Aaron Rodgers in the 8th pick of fantasy football draft so i Cleveland pancaked his ipad
by emoneyOD August 23, 2014
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Cleveland Poop Scooper

When performing a Cleveland Steamer and the female (bottom) partner uses her hands to gather and hold the scat between her breasts, ensuring proper long-term fecal lubrication rather than devolving to general messiness.
Wow! Marlena is the epitome of a Cleveland Poop Scooper. We didn't even get any shit on her sheets when she insisted on going for half the night.
by NDeviations June 5, 2016
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Cleveland Donut

During intercourse, this occurs when you or your partner shove a Krispy Kreme Donut® up either your or their ass. After removing the pastry from the rectum of the participant. You then Lady and the Tramp the donut until it is completely eaten.
Damn bro, I had the BEST Cleveland Donut last night.
by Bigboy69® March 25, 2016
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Cleveland Slapper

The art of taking a shit on a womens face and than slapping it with an erect penis.
She became suicidal after agreeing to a Cleveland Slapper.
by radicalmathmatical September 21, 2016
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