When a man receives oral sex and decides to jizz all over the girls hair without the bitch's consent.
"Dude, last saturday i gave jizz hair to that girl after she sucked my dick......man that shit was sticky up there, looked like hair gel"
by John Jacob Jingelheimer Shmitt February 12, 2004
Get the Jizz hairmug. One who will do anything for male seed. Often used as a derogatory remark toward inferior humans with little to no common sense.
by Bodito July 28, 2005
Get the jizz freakmug. You know in a stripclub, there are certain 'rooms' that a guy can watch sexual acts and men can 'beat it like it's hot', then it's everywhere. Well a jizz-mopper is the unfortunate soul that has to clean up in time for the next customer.
Ooooooooo, that was some good action with my jackson. O, I've made a mess. That poor jizz-mopper has an uphill battle here, and here, and here, and here, and here, how did I offload on the ceiling?
by Muse_Luver December 5, 2009
Get the jizz-moppermug. An event in which men run a certain distance(varies) while jacking off along the way, thus jizzing all over the place.
guy one: dude how did the jizz-a-thon go?
guy two: it was great man, I jizzed at least 5 times in 2 miles.
guy two: it was great man, I jizzed at least 5 times in 2 miles.
by AyYoMaDood April 2, 2010
Get the jizz-a-thonmug. Jizz on the knuckles. Usually happens when you decide to still squeeze one off when you don't have anything to catch your load in handy. Also a person who accidentally picks up a used condom thinking it was a ballon.
by JD G April 2, 2008
Get the jizz knucklesmug. by theboinker August 23, 2009
Get the Jizz warmug. A knife fashioned in prison using successive layers of phone book pages soaked in one's semen. A Jizz-Shank is made over several months or years, usually. It generally takes about one night for a layer to dry.
by Nico Nico Nico January 16, 2008
Get the Jizz-Shankmug.