jellyfish launcher

The ignorance of people that don’t know what the highbeam light on the dash of their car is, resulting in blinding oncoming traffic.

Passenger: Dude turn your highbeams off there’s other people on the road!
Driver: I didn’t know the jellyfish launcher meant my highbeams were on...

by Captain Mortality April 1, 2021

tonsil jelly

The warm load of jizm left hanging off a woman's tonsils after oral. Used in the long kiss goodnight.

I shot a load of tonsil jelly straight down that bitch's throat!

by swallow it all! October 23, 2008

Arabian jellyfish

When just ejaculate on a girls back, then smack the cum pile so that it stings after the smack.

I gave that girl a Arabian jellyfish

by Cpt. Long shlong August 10, 2010

Gap Jelly

Sexual lubricant for the vagina or the anus.

Her nightstand was full of flavored gap jelly. What a freak.

I finally let her peg me last night but it took a whole tube of gap jelly.

by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2018

work my jelly

Using skills or inside information to get something done that would typically be very hard to do.

They said the show is sold out, but I know somebody that is working there. Let me see if I can work my jelly and get us in.

by Kyleon07 May 20, 2019

West Kent Jellybaby

You get a mouthful of jellybabies of any kind (the cheaper the better) and you spit them all inside someone's vagina. You have sex with the girl and cum inside them. After the girl squeezes all the jellybabies into a jar, juices and all and you can both share or wolf it down yourself!

"Oi girl! I'm gonna give you a West Kent Jellybaby you ain't never gonna forget!"

by Kiwi89 March 27, 2009

Billy The Jellyfish

A sad orphan jellyfish, whose parents were eaten by a shark. His best friend is chuck the walrus. It can also be used as an offensive word to call an orphan of the genus Cuboza Chironex species, AKA a box jelly.

Bob-"man that guy is such a billy the jellyfish"

Joe-"yeah i heard his parents were eaten by sharks"

by Billythejellyfish101 March 17, 2010