Jeffrey

A short energetic white boy has many hoes and gets all the bitches must do some sort of sport

Person 1: how that kids very energetic and short wonder his name
Person 2: he must be a Jeffrey

by Dr. Buttface June 19, 2022

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Jeffery is the other half of your brain that thinks it’s ok to be weak, to accept the laziness of modern society. He lives the more comfortable lifestyle, avoiding all challenges. He criticizes men for beginning their self-improvement journeys, and encourages them to be lazy like him. He excessively eats processed foods, jerks off to porn, and indulges in instant-gratification activities like video games, social media, and tv all day long. He fails to set goals for himself daily and strive towards them. His testosterone levels are to the lowest of the low, and his masculinity is subsiding beneath him. Everyone has a Jeffery within them, but the people with the strongest wills choose not to follow his lead.

Young Gym Bro: Man, beginning my self-improvement was the best decision I’ve ever made.

Adonis: I’m really glad you feel that way. We as men are made for more than just playing video games and watching porn.

Jeffery: *to himself* Look at those idiots. They must never enjoy their lives; working out daily, eating healthy shit, never playing video games, bunch of dumbasses.

Young Gym Bro: Yo Jeffery, you mirin brah?

Adonis: He totally is.

by ZyzzIsMyGod June 23, 2022

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A homophobic, racist, transphobic, sexist bitch you deserves to have his head bashed violently into a wall.

Jeffrey treats the one girl who cared about him like shit and eventually cheats on her and in a sad attempt to get her back he spams her with “ur hot” and “love u” messages on a daily basis.

Jeffrey makes rude comments about others’ weight even though he’s overweight himself.

He is truly a rude, arrogant, unworthy soul who deserves to die alone, disrespectfully.

Person 1: Who’s that?
Person 2: Some loser named Jeffrey
Person 3: He’s a real dick head

by JusticePerson July 14, 2022

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Jeffrey is a racist narcissist who everyone loves for some reason. He has lots of friends and can come off as lovable and trustworthy. He is very goofy but don’t be fooled by that act. In the end he only cares about his ego and what all his friends think of him. If he says he loves you, don't believe it. Jeffrey always has hoes on his dick because of how popular he is. Dont think its because of his looks because he has the worst hair in the world. Literally wtf was he thinking getting bangs with a mullet. Smh the only thing he has going for his looks is his ocean blue eyes. Plus, for as many sports as that boy plays it sure as hell does not look like it. (Not OnE bit)
But dont believe a word that boy says because its all an act, an illusion even. The second he finds a girl with bigger tits then you, he’ll drop you faster then a fly off a wall. Don't even be affected by it because in the end you’ll look back and ask yourself why you put up with a controlling, racist, homophobic, sexist, 2 inch dick boy. You’ll ask why you put up with being told to go make a sandwich or go back to the kitchen or how he would constantly say the N word hard R, or how he called lots of people the F slurr. In the end, OVOID THIS MAN CHILD AT ALL COSTS.

Guy 1: Um whos that?
Guy 2: Thats Jeffrey
Guy 1: … He just said the N word and hes white
Everyone: oop

by anonymous July 14, 2022

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