Jacob Sartorius

An irrelevant rat that thinks he can sing

Person 1: have you heard Jacob Sartorius' new song?

Person 2: yes he's such a rat!!!

by fakeyouout May 20, 2016

Jacody

Astonishing, good at sports and good with outside tools, usually a good looking guy, smart and good with realatioships, knows how to handle himself always putting the ones he loves first has a way with animals, jogs a lot stay in shape and keeps his head high worships god.

Jacody is a guy who loves the lord, as much as his football career

by Jacody May 28, 2017

Jacob

Jacob, is a person who frequently throws his friends under the bus for a cheap laugh.

Oh, come on! Dont be such an Jacob!

by Hyundai March 30, 2022

hoop jaloby

Where you go after the after party

"And after the party it's the Hoop Jaloby"

by chris chelli February 6, 2007

Jacob

Jacob is the kindest, smartest and most caring person I have ever met. He always makes me happy and he has no idea how amazing he is. I don't know where I'd be without him. Every time I see him I can't help but smile. His face is beautiful and his personality is the best out of anyone else I know. He makes me laugh more than any one else can and I know that I never want to lose him. He is my best friend, he is everything.
I love you :)

'He's so smart and good-looking. He is literally perfect.'
'His name is Jacob, that's why!'

by LORI THE HUMAN March 8, 2016

dirty jacob

A man gives his girl a dirty sanchez in a walrus stache shape and after finishing blows his load on the womans face.

Yeah last night my girl let me give her the dirty jacob. It was a good night.

by pimpdazzle July 13, 2009

Jacob Rice

Jacob Rice, Usually Called Jake, Is a straight American teen. He has big dreams and enough will power to make them come true. He has no best friend (as of 2009)
Hes a guy who is awesomely cool, and perfect in every way. Flowers bloom where he walks, and people pay him just to look at them. He also likes to Shop and loves eating healthy food. Hes kind, compassionate, energetic, emotional, crazy, but most of all Lovable.

Girls: "WE LOVE YOU JACOB RICE!"

Jacob Rice: "Thanks! I love all of my Fans back :D"... *thinks for a moment* "All of the except the Stalkers!" :D

by HiThereJayKey April 14, 2009