Itchin Mikitchin

Girls Like To USe This When They Are Suffering From A Very Uncomfortale Itchin SItuation.....In The Fanny Area

When Your Infront Of Others U Can Jus Say....
Wow... Itchin Mikitchin...
And No One WIll Eva Know...!!

by Harold Majafues An Annie May... November 5, 2005

Itchy Dick

When one hasn't had intercourse in months, which results desperate behavior and denial.

Jake: "Hey dude, why were you staring at tracy?"
Brad: "What do you mean?"
Jake: "Ever since you and Brenda broke up, you've been acting different."
Brad: "No, I have not. It's just your imagination."
Jake: "Someone has a case of the Itchy Dick."

by EagleWrong January 11, 2017

hell itch

When you're sunburned and you scratch the ever loving shit out of your self because the burn is just to much.

-Wow why is Lauren scratching so bad?
- she got burned she has the hell itch

by Boenigga June 21, 2014

itchtight

Another way of saying that something is off the heezy.

You like my chrome shoes?
Eya, itchtight!

by eminemthethug June 14, 2003

itchitaintitis

A medical condition when your taint gets chafed and itchy. Can be caused by sweating or by having your taint licked and not drying it properly.

I can't stop scratching my grundle. I think I have itchitaintitis.

by t September 3, 2004

Itchygina

an itch on the INSIDE of your vagina that u have to scratch to get rid of otherwise it burns

guy: MMMM.. u dont hav to do tht, i can finger you.

girl: no u horny fuck i have an itchygina and im scratching it foo!

by the person who is givin a deff August 5, 2008

itchy green beard

An exclamation made when someone is clearly lying. This statement is accompanied by the stroking of an imaginary green beard and a quizzical look on ones face.

Friend: "Dude, I slept with Olivia Wilde last night!"

You: "Yeah and I'm stroking my itchy green beard"

by moist101 January 21, 2011