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The Geography of Long Island

Generally, Long Island becomes less and less dense as you head east. The western border of Long Island is home to towns like Floral Park and Valley Stream, and these towns tend to have a Queens-like feel, smaller, more crowded houses.

In the middle of Nassau County, the western portion of LI, you have towns like Hicksville, Bethpage, and Levittown, famous for it's Levitt houses that were mass produced and quickly sold. Suburban and boring (no offense). In the northern-middle, there are some nice towns like Syosset, Muttontown, Brookville that are really overpriced.

To the South, you have some towns like Baldwin and Freeport that tend to have a higher crime rate. As you head East on the south shore, there are nicer towns like South Merrick and South Bellmore; however they are not really THAT nice, the people who live there just think that they're hot shit because they have an ugly Splanch on .1 acre on top of the house next to them.

To the north, you'll always have gorgeous overpriced houses in towns like Manhasset and Great Neck. The north shore mansions on the water are in places like Kings Point and Sands Point. But the north shore of Long Island is pretty much consistently nice and rich.

However, as you hit Suffolk County, the north shore towns are a bit older, like Cold Spring Harbor, Port Jefferson, Huntington Village, Northport. Very cutesy.

Once again, to the south in Suffolk...not so nice. Wyandanch, Brentwood, parts of Babylon and Bayshore, Central Islip - you don't wanna be there.

In between, there are towns like Dix Hills, Commack, Elwood, Greenlawn, Kings Park and Smithtown which are known for their good school districts. Pretty nice areas to live.

Elsewhere its a lot less dense than it is on the south shore for a while. You then hit middle Long Island, towns like Coram and Medford - big, boring, lots of small shoddy suburban housing. Mastic and Shirley on the south, pretty icky, places like Rocky Point and Shoreham to the north. Generally a depressing and bland part of Long Island.

Then it splits into two forks. At this split is a town called Riverhead. Here we are getting rural, lots of migrant farm workers, poverty, depressing oversized strip malls in the middle of nowhere with 99 cent stores.

People also don't realize that the Hamptons isn't ALL rich. There are obviously the really nice multi million dollar houses, but as you get further away from the water, its still farmland with poor illegal immigrants working and living there. On the north fork its the same thing. A lot of old cute farmhouses though. And a few gems, being nice little areas like Greenport, although I just saw on TV that they're doing a lot of drug busting there.

(by the way, hope i didn't offend anyone, but i'm sure you're all used to it)
long island is somewhat diverse despite what people think
long island by lawz June 20, 2006
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Bong Island

The largest island in the continental United States, located in New York (usually known as "Long Island").
Simply put, a place where weed is probably the most accepted and only half-way decent form of entertainment cuz' it's so goddamn boring here.
Smoke weed everyday.
Yo let's hit up Bong Island this weekend.
Bong Island by VJVVVVV December 17, 2008

Rhode Island Quahog 

When a male receives oral sex and the giver suddenly clamps down with their mouth, tightening like a quahog closes its shell.
"Why are you walking funny?"
"Dude, my girl totally gave me the Rhode Island Quahog last night. Never... again...."
"You should totally pull the Rhode Island rip and ride on her!"

hair island 

The mysterious patch of hair that one finds after shaving, usually on legs.
Girl 1: Jackie shaved so much, she clogged the drain.
Girl 2: Then why does she still have hair islands
hair island by asil.ikoons November 16, 2010

rhode island 

1. tiny collection of beautiful islands and shorelines

2. bastion of radicalism eager to defect from the capitalist nation-state system and create a free society

3. a swell place
What better place than Rhode Island?
rhode island by wild cat November 1, 2003

pen island 

A non-existant place that, when written carefully, will look like Penis Land. Two websites take advantage of this visual effect:
www.penisland.com -- sells custom pens.

www.mypenisland.com -- sells suggestive apparel from the fictional Pen Island.
pen island by Mark1 December 11, 2006

Strong Island Boys

Strong Island Boys (SIB) were (or still are?) a gang from Long Island that reached their apex in the late 1980's and early 90's. They died down upon the arrival of the Crypts, Bloods, and MS13. The leader of the gang at their height of infamy was "Archie," with his name tattooed on the inside of his Labium inferioris. Just like other gangs, they originated from minority neighborhoods of the region where crime was higher, preying on their recruits from all classes of The Island: wealthy, upper, middle, lower-middle, lower. Again, their initiation wasn't much different from other gangs, as the initiate would get blitzed (or not), then beaten by his boys (and girls) until the pain and damage was rendered as severe ( a sign of the initiate's loyalty)-- or the initiate would be required to perform a serious crime while his boys looked on, such as: slash, beat, taunt a stranger with a weapon or hands, stealing something expensive and that is deemed risky, or harass/molest a female.
Hey, you been to the The Island, you ever seen any of those Strong Island Boys?
Strong Island Boys by Harry Stotle January 19, 2008