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International Baccalaureate

Where getting a 3.9 (weighted) GPA gives you five times more preparation for college than that bastard who dropped out of IB and has a 4.7 (weighted).

Also where over 65-70% of students who start out as pre-IB in freshman year either drop out or fail out by end of senior year.

The best part about it is that everybody in IB agrees with the above two statement. (Note that this does not include the arrogant pre-IB smart asses who think IB is gonna be easy due to their ten times easier course loads)

I'll take an IB student with 3.9 GPA any day over a fucking idiot from Honors/AP with 4.7 who thinks his grades are so high when in reality it's inflated to stinkin' heaven.
Non-IB Idiot: Hey, I have a 4.5 GPA so far going into my junior year. I hear you're in International Baccalaureate?

IB Student: Yes, I'm going into my junior year with 4.1.

Non-IB Idiot: Haha you SUCK!

IB Student: So why don't you join IB your junior year? It's not too late.

Non-IB Idiot: Okay, then, lol, it can't be THAT hard. Bring it on!

IB Student: *Evil smile*

<Junior year passes by>

IB-Screwed-Over Idiot: FUCK! I got 3 C's, 2 A's, and 2 B's my junior year! How is this possible!? I worked three times harder than my previous two years!

IB Student: Oh, well, too bad. I made it out with 5 A's and 2 B's. Oh, wait, colleges look at your junior grades the most....
by LaLaLand999 October 12, 2009
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internet

Every lazy student's friend.
The Internet is to plagiarism what crack is to violent, glassy-eyed babbling. --Suck.com
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Internet Male Syndrome

A Male Internet user who tries to distinguish himself as a picky opinionated person, especially in the field of observing women. When in actuality they are very desperate for women, and would fuck anything. Also said male is typically very unattractive himself.
It was obvious Trevor had Internet Male Syndrome when he observed a semi attractive girl and immediately disregarded her as hideous, despite her being out of his league
by BrettRobb July 10, 2007
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Internet Hero

A sarcastic term for someone who is an Internet "tough guy." A person who spends most of their time on Internet message boards acting like they are the all-knowing and all-mighty. If someone disagrees with their opinion the person labels the person with whom they disagree with a "sheep", "sheeple" or called some sort of derogatory term. This person tends to have very few friends in the real world and makes most of their friends on the Internet with people who are similar to themselves.
Person: I think that he's a really good coach.
Internet Hero: He's such a terrible coach, you're such an idiot! Wake up sheeple he needs to be fired!!
by PB&J January 10, 2008
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Internet

Because of the internet, everynight before bed, I hear a little girl's cry.
by Roastmasters May 17, 2009
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internet sex

Where 2 people masturbate while talking in a call over the internet.
I had really good internet sex with my girlfriend last night
by jon_99 October 3, 2013
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Internet

A vast network of data that is

40% pornography

30% cat pictures

19% creeps

10% advertisements

10% the word "gay"

1% relevant information

All of which is spied on by the NSA
People keep saying that we should go back to the "Glory days" of the 1950's. But we can't; now we have the internet.
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