Dusty Wind Tunnel \ˈdəs-tē ˈwind ˈtə-nəl\
An elusive phrase only recently recovered by modern day intellectuals, the Dusty Wind Tunnel is a pleasurable experience for all parties. Initiated by several deep thrusts into the receiver's anus, the tunnel (anal cavity) must be enlarged by the shaft before the process may continue. The receiver of the penis will now be feeling quite loose and must start searching for the sensation that indicates that flatulence will soon erupt. As this sensation grows stronger, it should be indicated to the partner so that the thrusts can grow in intensity and strength. As the fart leaves the butthole, it should be expelled with as much force as possible for the maximum level of pleasure. In one great show of anal queefing, a fart cloud engulfs and rushed past the throbbing cock thus creating the effigy of a Dusty Wind Tunnel.
An elusive phrase only recently recovered by modern day intellectuals, the Dusty Wind Tunnel is a pleasurable experience for all parties. Initiated by several deep thrusts into the receiver's anus, the tunnel (anal cavity) must be enlarged by the shaft before the process may continue. The receiver of the penis will now be feeling quite loose and must start searching for the sensation that indicates that flatulence will soon erupt. As this sensation grows stronger, it should be indicated to the partner so that the thrusts can grow in intensity and strength. As the fart leaves the butthole, it should be expelled with as much force as possible for the maximum level of pleasure. In one great show of anal queefing, a fart cloud engulfs and rushed past the throbbing cock thus creating the effigy of a Dusty Wind Tunnel.
As Marco is plunging deep into Jordan's squishy anus, Jordan's bowels conduct in orchestra of flatulence that envelop Marco's erect penis, producing the Dusty Wind Tunnel effect.
by the_plunger69 September 26, 2014
Bailey: "How was your girl last night?"
William: "OMG soo good"
Bailey: "What did you do with her?"
William: "I gave her a Scandinavian Wind Tunnel"
Bailey: *steps back in complete awe*
William: "OMG soo good"
Bailey: "What did you do with her?"
William: "I gave her a Scandinavian Wind Tunnel"
Bailey: *steps back in complete awe*
by chicklick September 11, 2014
by Diffy Jacobs April 02, 2013
"Ever since they put the new windmill in, the view from the veranda has just not been the same. I fear I'll have to cancel the wine tasting, lest the ladies come down with Wind Turbine Syndrome."
by dowagerdutchess March 15, 2012
'that stinks' said jonny 'can you smell that i'm sailing close to the wind, any closer i would have touched cloth'
by McBoyd August 04, 2007
by sannemant November 14, 2019
A kid who has to constantly 'perform' in school, extra-curricular activities, etc., just to keep their parents off their backs. These same kids are also expected to just take it (it being everything they go through), instead of venting their frustration or weariness aloud and be seen as a whiner or emotional lazy brat. A wind-up doll's parents often claim to push their kids into activities to help their grades/improve chances of getting into a good college, but are reluctant to let the poor tyke relax before he/she snaps a la Mariah Carey. Wind-up dolls either run away, go insane and take out a few people with them, or just ice themselves. (Anything to escape having to be Mommy's or Daddy's little circus clown, huh?)
by Shawn B. June 22, 2003