Scotland Hammer

Hammering the "vag" with a finger, dildo, or cock, while listening to and/or playing the bagpipes. Double the points for playing the pipes while pounding. Triple the points for pounding a girl wearing a kilt or for you yourself wearing a kilt.

Oh my fucking god, he brought out the bagpipes! Scotland Hammer x2!

by Kevin Pacella July 5, 2008

Hammer of Thor

When in an argument or meeting, taking a shit in your hand and slamming it down on the table as you say your point. Argument over, meeting adjourned.

Man, Sam really put down the Hammer of Thor in that meeting.

by jakal03 August 15, 2012

Hammer of Thor

It is where you shit in a pillow case and beat your partner with it.

"Man, all these sex positions are getting boring. I'm gonna try the Hammer of Thor."

by DCexcel January 6, 2010

MC Hammer

A very cool rapper guy from the eighties/early nineties, is NOT a one hit wonder.

His greatest works include "U Can't Touch This", "Here Comes the Hammer", "Too Legit to Quit", and "Turtle Power".

by Amanda Leigh Phillips August 3, 2003

The Roman Sledge Hammer

A sexual position adopted by the late Septimus Decimus Octavius III in Goth occupied Rome. It is said that no position could match The Roman Sledge Hammer, which involves a man performing multiple cartwheels into his required orifice whilst clenching seedless olives in between his toes. This position was later beaten by the feared Bosnian Quiche.

"I gave her a right good Roman Sledge Hammering last night" Jeff.
"Did you use the seedless green olives from Sainsburies I told you about?" Joe.
"Well... yes, but they were stuffed with Feta cheese!" Jeff
"Then you didn't fucking perform The Roman Sledge Hammer you cunt, (See cunt) Octavius himself would be turning in his grave!" Joe

by Lel Cordell April 27, 2008

belarus steam hammer

The act of making a vagina bleed by the means of excessive fisting.

bob: yo i made my girlfriend bleed last night!!
john: how dude?
bob: i gave her a belarus steam hammer!

by ayoo q daddy! March 3, 2011

Hammered

(Seattle slang) adjective, used to describe ugliness in people, usually females, as if their hideous face could only be explained as "hit by a hammer".

She's cute right?" "Nah she's hammered!

by GHSchick April 19, 2011