cat hammer

A dirty stinky filthy whore that copulates with middle aged men. One who engages in sexual activity compulsively and without any satisfaction. Sex is her black tar heroin.

That chick is total cat hammer, I can't buy a pack of smokes without running into 9 dudes shes fucked.

by AabbaZabba December 12, 2008

drop the hammer

to hit the throttle hard

north jersey guido: they really dropped the hammer last night at that show.
jersey slut: fuckin-a right, and it rocked!

by octo January 26, 2004

Scotland Hammer

Hammering the "vag" with a finger, dildo, or cock, while listening to and/or playing the bagpipes. Double the points for playing the pipes while pounding. Triple the points for pounding a girl wearing a kilt or for you yourself wearing a kilt.

Oh my fucking god, he brought out the bagpipes! Scotland Hammer x2!

by Kevin Pacella July 5, 2008

Hammer of Thor

When in an argument or meeting, taking a shit in your hand and slamming it down on the table as you say your point. Argument over, meeting adjourned.

Man, Sam really put down the Hammer of Thor in that meeting.

by jakal03 August 15, 2012

Hammer of Thor

It is where you shit in a pillow case and beat your partner with it.

"Man, all these sex positions are getting boring. I'm gonna try the Hammer of Thor."

by DCexcel January 6, 2010

MC Hammer

A very cool rapper guy from the eighties/early nineties, is NOT a one hit wonder.

His greatest works include "U Can't Touch This", "Here Comes the Hammer", "Too Legit to Quit", and "Turtle Power".

by Amanda Leigh Phillips August 3, 2003

The Roman Sledge Hammer

A sexual position adopted by the late Septimus Decimus Octavius III in Goth occupied Rome. It is said that no position could match The Roman Sledge Hammer, which involves a man performing multiple cartwheels into his required orifice whilst clenching seedless olives in between his toes. This position was later beaten by the feared Bosnian Quiche.

"I gave her a right good Roman Sledge Hammering last night" Jeff.
"Did you use the seedless green olives from Sainsburies I told you about?" Joe.
"Well... yes, but they were stuffed with Feta cheese!" Jeff
"Then you didn't fucking perform The Roman Sledge Hammer you cunt, (See cunt) Octavius himself would be turning in his grave!" Joe

by Lel Cordell April 27, 2008