Halitosis

Someone who’s breath naturally smells like shit or has to brush multiple times a day to keeps friends from running away

Jesse brushing his teeth due to his halitosis, I wish he would get that halitosis out of here

by Da’ man January 28, 2025

hamilt (on that pussy)

to whisper ravishingly onto a pussy hamilton lyrics

did you hear that sarah hamilt (on that pussy) for the entire soundtrack?!

by Oofthirst April 7, 2025

Hamilton

Home to many thousands of absolute roasts and chin chewing pubes with chocolate stains on many chins and located in the smack bang middle of what is most commonly known as a more populated Chernobyl. Wouldn’t bring your kids here in the unfortunate case of a severe bumming or them mistaking cake icing for crystal

Hamilton is a slightly worse version of trying to locate a brothol in Buckingham Palace

by Andy Pipkin67 February 18, 2026

Hamletmonkeyillion

This is the word for 10^186,030, which is about the minimum amount of pairs of monkeys and typewriters needed for at least one monkey to type out the entirety of Hamlet. This would take about 130,000 seconds or 36 hours, considering that each monkey types one character per second, and Hamlet is about 130,000 characters long.

You need a hamletmonkeyillion monkeys to type out Hamlet.

by NicheTimbuktu September 6, 2025

Halitosis

Halitosis is a preventable oral hygiene condition that is so adversely impactful it has caused the person who has the misfortune to smell this bad breath in some instances to have their olfactory senses deactivated, i.e. lose all sense of smell.

Ol’ boy had a lot going for him until his HALITOSIS traumatized his date from ever wanting to kiss anyone ever again.

by RikkisParadox October 22, 2025

Hamilton Bitch

A male history teacher's least favorite type of student. They don't know anything about history outside of a vague outline of the American Revolution, which is informed entirely by the very warped and skewed perspective of Hamilton, which blackwashes and idolizes the founders, despite them being slave owners in real life, and not being very nice people in general. They are constantly raising their hands during lessons and interrupting to comment that X thing was in Hamilton, or to ask confusedly about something else that wasn't in Hamilton. Female history teachers were once Hamilton Bitches, and therefore are usually sympathetic to them, but are generally more sobered by age. Hamilton Bitches are commonly spotted on Tumblr, where they make horrible ship content and hideous abominations like Thomas Jefferson Miku Binder, which was universally reviled by the left and right.

That Hamilton bitch won't stop pointing out how the American revolution is literally Hamilton.

by Janos Lajos von Neumann December 8, 2025

hablit

Generally, something bad. Often shortened as “hab” in a 2025 “Gen Z” trend.

“Did you she how she was behaving? So hablit man!”

by DJA2001 December 19, 2025