plain hamburger eater

Noun. A person who finds an already tasteless food and tries to make it even blander, complaining about an ingredient no normal human being cares or thinks about. For example, chips / french fries must have no salt. Often found looking with fear and suspicion at another person's meal. The true plain hamburger eater would be delighted if you could eat cardboard and dreams of what would happen if those food pills from 1960s sci-fi B movies about space travel were real. Their ideal food would be the semen-like protein gel from 'The Matrix'.

He asked for McDonalds to take 5 minutes to make him 'a plain hamburger with no relish or nothing' - what a total plain hamburger eater.

by Garlicification October 10, 2010

hamburger meat

term used by the less intelligent in place of ground beef, round, chuck, or sirloin.

Yo, ahs needs some hamburger meat tah go wid dis taco bread.

by crash December 5, 2003

Hamburger Helper

In most schools, the special ed. stutends get to help out the lunch ladies put together the hamburgers, this job is called Hamburger Helper.

Damn hamburger helpers!!! They drooled in my cheeseburger and put gravy on the bun!

by gamma November 15, 2004

Hamburger

Slang for the larger, original XBox controller.

I don't like the new Controller-S, I like to use the Hamburger.

by Phil Reese July 28, 2003

vertical hamburger

Slang for a a vagina.

Damn, that's a nice vertical hamburger.

by rick labrake November 8, 2005

hamburg

Slang for hamburger meat.

"I picked up 2 pounds of hamburg to make sloppy joes for lunch."

by Dewey D. Cimal July 22, 2006

hambro

basically a mixed up version of broham, (see broham)

something a foreigner might say when trying to execute a rendition of our sweet californian jargon

hey, hambro, when are we gonna get some beers and hoes

by ahren boulanger July 7, 2006