grip it, flip it, rip it

The act of masturbating into a fish tank while your lover removes hairs from your asshole with a weedwhacker.

"Man, I was with this chick, and all I wanted to do was grip it, flip it, rip it.

by frankensteiner January 30, 2008

grimply

adj.; grumpy, surly, and/or pouty, often as the effect of stress or lack of sleep.

Hans: Did I upset you?
Anne: No.
Hans: Okay. I'd feel bad if I did.
Anne: Weh, sorry if I sound grimply.

by Cristiano Luciano January 9, 2008

grasper

noun. A person who believes, argues, or attempts something that is impossible/improbable while under the false impression that it is possible/probable. A grasper might attempt to date someone out of his/her range or argue that his favorite team is going to win the championship despite not having done so in decades. Often, graspers meekly make self-serving arguments that stretch logic. Derived from the phrase "grasping at straws". Made popular originally in the DC area by WJKF's Sports Junkies.

1. Person A: "There's a good chance the Redskins win the Super Bowl this year with Rex Grossman."
Person B: "You are such a grasper."

2. That bar is filled with graspers trying to score with hot chicks.

by Grasper Parnevik April 4, 2011

"N- Ngh~.." Stephen moaned quietly and softly, as he felt Randy thrust deeper into him. "G- Gh– ahhh..~" He let out another small, soft whimper. He gripped the bedsheets tighter, his face red, and sweating. Stephandy. STEPHEN STOTCH x RANDY MARSH

Stephen Stotch is a dilf, a bottom, and underated. And Stephen Stotch x Randy Marsh is best ship

Colt: hi love
Alex: "N- Ngh~.." Stephen moaned quietly and softly, as he felt Randy thrust deeper into him. "G- Gh– ahhh..~" He let out another small, soft whimper. He gripped the bedsheets tighter, his face red, and sweating. Stephandy. STEPHEN STOTCH x RANDY MARSH

Colt: I'm leaving you
Alex: I drew Stephen pregnant, breastfeeding me.

by Kxzzs October 19, 2023

grip

A long period of time, roughly equivalent to the length time it takes a slave boat to travel from "The Homeland" to "The Land of the Free"

Slave 1: "Man I haven't seen a bitch in a grip."
Slave 2: "Shit I haven't had a day off in a grip!"

by bcot94 March 17, 2011

my balls in a vice grip

"To put ones testicles in the crushing hold of a vice grip"

You --"Oh shit man, I've been shot"
Paramedic -- "Looks like you got my balls in a vice grip here"

by Hobix June 11, 2008

Grip

A grip is 5 or more of anything.

yo why is there a grip of people up on this bowl.

by kurt the crack head July 1, 2009