GILF

Governor I'd Love to Fuck.

That Sarah Palin is one hot GILF.

by Bippity Bopster October 19, 2008

Internet Girlfriend

Very common contradiction made by users of the internet. There are no girls on the internet, so an "Internet Girlfriend" is not real.

37: The are NO girls on the Internet. (Rules v2)

"You can't have an Internet Girlfriend, there are NO girls on the Internet"

by Kahai February 24, 2009

gilf

A grandmother who is considered desireable. Acronym for "Grandmother I'd Like to Fuck".

"Dude, Glen's mom is a total GILF."

by Henry Rose April 26, 2006

Girlfriend Car

A car in which you take care of more then your girlfriend. Do things with the car more often then girlfriend and spend more time with car then girlfriend.
Examples may include waxing washing and car several times a day, staring for long amounts at a time, mentioning the car in most of sentences said in a conversation, reffering to the car as "baby" or "honey" or"she/her", having a cover for said car, putting a prop up tent for said car, etc

A:What's all this on your car?
B: Have to make sure my baby doesn't get scratched
A:Aren't you supposed to meet your girlfriend soon at the movies?
B: What? Who?
A:I think you're too attached to your "girlfriend car"

by Aqam October 20, 2008

un girlfriend

A girl who is not your girlfriend but offers the same benefits. Much like 7Up, you like it... it likes you! A title for those guys who are afraid of commitment. A little like a fuck buddy, but one step up, maybe a bit of like/love. Did I say love?

Me and my un girlfriend are into non committal sexual realtionship, then we usually eat.

by d0c July 24, 2006

GILF

Acronym for Grandmother I'd Like to Fuck. See Anna Ford.

"No doubt, she's 73, but she's definitely a GILF"

by George Payne April 12, 2008

girlfriend

What gay men refer to each other.

What's up, girlfriend! - JR

by Alex January 22, 2004