Goober

A virgin loser who watches Dragon Ball.

Tyler, The Creator said Dragon Ball fans are gooberd who don't have any friends. And I tend to agree.

by It burns when I pee lol July 8, 2018

Goober

A silly person - A Goofy Person

haha,you silly goober

by dabbirabbid June 18, 2024

Goober Snoop

Another way to say goober, silly goose, or dorkus.

You're such a goober snoop Lillie.

by JaclynRae October 18, 2019

goober

used to tease people

boy 1: hi im bob
boy 2: you are a goober!

by Biggie_smallzzzz205 March 26, 2024

goober sploshen

An English translation roughly meaning 'Crying Mary'. An act comprising of leaking menstruation blood into a sexual partners eyes, resembling Mary crying blood.

She gave a mean goober sploshen, I can still smell iron through my sinuses.

by dickstrips May 20, 2014

Goober

Used as a term for someone who is young, naive, oblivious, childish, or doesn't quite understand status quo. Has similar connotations to Nerd, Geek, Weirdo, Spaz, etc. But is often used to describe High School Freshmen or younger siblings. For example, Spongebob Squarepants would be considered a Goober as well as anyone that acts similar.

"Can I play with you and your friends, big brother?"
"Nah, they think you're a Goober."

by hailthemotherland March 7, 2018

Goober

a person who is terrible at a certain activity, absolute trash.

Yo tung, your an absolute goober. you cant even reach the fuckin rim on a layup!!

by eeaa24 July 23, 2019