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geezer shopping

An art form of sorts, mastered by older folks, wherein the full geriatric shopping experience, from shelves to check stand, is exceedingly slow and careful and therefore difficult for everyone around to tolerate without triggering impatience and duress.
Take a chill pill, dearie, I’m old - in case you haven’t noticed - and I have earned my right to get out into the world and do some geezer shopping!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020
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Geezers Gonna Geez

Created by Jack on First Dates:

A variant of “boys will be boys
Geezers gonna geez is the act of a lad getting away with being cheeky due to being a top boy

A phrase that is used to excuse lad like behaviour from men being cheeky, getting dirty, and playing rough through the means of banter.

‘Something you would expect on a jolly boys outing

Her - you only like to go out with the boys and be a lad. Instead I wish you would just stay in

Him - Boys will be boys
by Geezers Gonna Geez January 9, 2021
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Geek’d

When you get hit by a locked-off 100X Big Bang Kamehameha and take a stupid amount of damage.
Guy: Bro, I just got Geek’d… my career is over.

Guy 2: How could you fall for such an obvious trick?
by Capt. Geek September 25, 2021
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personal geek squad

(n.) Slang.

A title given to someone's friend who is a computer geek, often used for his (or her) technical skills. Eventually someone may abuse him (or her) and use their friend's ability for all their electronics.
Joshua is the personal geek squad in his town. He just pimped out Eric's lame notebook PC and gave him a 1080p video background and Google Chrome with awesome Extensions.
by raptroes July 15, 2010
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gizza geez

To ask someone if you could look at or have a turn with something (e.g. An instrument, game, car, etc)
Person 1: *Playing a guitar*

Person 2: *walks into the room* "Oh cool!, a guitar!, Gizza geez!!"
by Taparee April 30, 2011
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Sports Geek

To be completely and utterly addicted to watching, playing, and engaging in fantasy sports.

Committing your life to watching every professional league available to you.
Joe: Hey man you wanna hang out on Friday?
Jim: No can do bro I gotta watch the Cubs play the Dodgers, then the 'Hawks are playing the Canucks later that night, but I gotta get to bed because Liverpool is taking on Everton tomorrow morning and I don't want to miss it.
Joe: Uhh okay, how about Saturday night?
Jim: Man are you nuts! The Indianapolis 500 is Saturday afternoon and then OKC is taking on the Heat Staurday night! Then I have to channel surf to UFC cause GSP is fighting B.J Penn. Plus I have to update my fantasy NFL team.
Joe: Man you are a total Sports Geek.
by Ilovesports June 8, 2011
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Evan GEEDson

A particular type of Evan that has an abnormal amount of GEED like tendencies. Most love the movie titanic and eating sticks of butter.
Oh man look at that Evan, HES REALLY GEEDISH. He must be a Evan GEEDson!
by ChaneyMeister November 15, 2022
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