goat dick

Anything that is less than desirable. Such as a bad situation, or any sort of quandary. Anything also pertaining to dirty foot bitches. Can be abbreviated as GD.

Yo, it's cold as a goat dick outside.

by dfb299 January 20, 2013

Goat Snipe

To instant message or email someone with a clip of you making a goat noise

Bob: nnh
Alice: what?
Bob: I just goat sniped you.

by Snickers 343 January 12, 2011

goat play

the act of having sexual relations with a goat and women (optional)

willson likes goat play while recieving a rim job.

by fonze August 28, 2007

goat rope

(This term is used by Marines. For links to Army terms with similar meanings see snafu)
a very chaotic situation

The situation in the auditorium turned into a real goat rope.

by The Return of Light Joker April 29, 2009

Goat.cx

Mirror for the now-dead Goatse.cx. It has what was once on Goatse.cx.

Don't go to Goat.cx if you get grossed out easily!

by Dot See Ex June 10, 2004

goat monger

If you are in fact a goat monger, you may do these things
-make plans then wimp out on them
-speak before thinking..often too loud
-frequently forget to brush teeth
-possibly have had same hairstyle since you were 11

Not to be confused with one who hunts and maliciously assaults goats with their bare hands!

Geez I wish so and so wouldn't be such a goat monger.

by Ian Henman November 7, 2003

goat me up

to turn one into a goat 0R to to smother someone in goat cheese.

DEFINITION 1: "Im not very happy with my life as a human. I wish I was a goat. They seem to be content with their mello lives. Can you goat me up?" said Bill
"Sure Bill!" said Fred.

DEFINITION 2: I always asked my frat bros if they could goat me up. I always liked the feeling of goat cheese on my skin.

by gotgoats?321 April 17, 2010