fiddleforts

Same as schnickelfritz. Germanic origins. Usually used when speaking to a precocious young child. For example:

"Rowan! Your mother did NOT say you could stay up late tonight, you little fiddleforts! Don't be telling stories to your auntie silly girl or I think I just may have to tickle you!"

by Doglips415 January 16, 2018

Fiddler's Cocaine

A drug admixture used at parties, meant to mimic the use of cocaine, without the risks associated with it.
Ingredients: MDMA, Adderall, Caffeine, Alcohol
*Many college students choose to use Four Loko for the last two ingredients, but true connoisseurs of FC use a stronger liquor such as scotch or brandy, combined with Red Bull or Five-Hour Energy.
%%DISCLAIMER: DO NOT OPERATE MOTOR VEHICLES OR HEAVY MACHINERY WHILE ON FIDDLER'S COCAINE%%

Dude 1: "Bro, do you have coke?"
Dude 2: "Nah fam, coke is gay. Try this shit, it's called Fiddler's Cocaine, its basically coke but less gay and not deadly."

10 minutes later:
Dude 1: "Yerrrrrrr!!!!"

by Osama bin Fuckin May 24, 2018

Fiddlerstick

A person who is randy after purchasing green juice or chocolate milk at Costco

Look at that randy fiddlerstick checking out is chocolate milk and green juice from Costco

by Nicker Bradshaw July 4, 2018

Fiddler on the Roof

A sexual act in which three couples take turns freaking around, until it gets too crazy for the other two couples and they disown the third.

Brian, Greg an I did a Fiddler on the Roof with our girlfriends last night.

by Klein Duimpje September 28, 2018

fiddle biscuits

an invalid variant of fiddlesticks.

Dalton: oh fiddle biscuits

Matt: it's FIDDLESTICKS, dipshit

by papayapussy November 1, 2018

Fiddledicked

Fiddledicked is when you get turned around and get sucked off very very painfully, all the while the person who is sucking you off's homies start beating the shit out of you.

Guys, get ready, we're about to Fiddledicked that bitch real hard.

by Biggfoot=Furry November 20, 2018

fiddleedee

An expression of disbelief or frustration.

Oh fiddleedee! I’ll never get to Atlanta before the Yankees do.

by SpanmanFromAlabam December 14, 2019