flaps

A goalkeeping faux pas whereby the player between the sticks comes haring out in order to catch the air bourne ball and misses it leaving him red faced and shamed.

If he flaps at that ball one more time then I'll kick his wife in the flaps

by tom December 19, 2003

wang flops

The motion and associated slapping sound of one's penis while dancing around naked.

"Dude, I was taking a shower last night, and I was doing some hardcore wang flops!"
"I was about to fuck her, but I started doing wang flops and bit off my dick."
"Amogh's tool is too small for wang flops."
"I wang flopped so hard it ripped off, went through the window, to my neighbor's house, and into my neighbor's grandma's vagina."

by Jebediah McGriddle December 25, 2008

griddle flaps

A mythical hybrid of a bacon cheese burger and a pancake. Said to prevent vomiting, cure intense hangovers and solve marijuana induced food cravings.

...Oh, I feel like shit, my head's splitting and I'm queasy ...I sure could use some griddle flaps.

by PhD Strange October 12, 2007

flipside

Under the influence of a Psychedelic substance

LSD, Mescaline, DMT, MJ etc...
*doug drops LSD on tounge*
Doug: "see you on the flipside"
30 mins later...
Doug: "so this is the flipside?!, WOW!!"

by Dark D September 4, 2007

Flopsicle

A limp penis.

Jen: "Did you end up going home with John last night?"
Karen: "Yeah. But it was a total bummer. We didnt have sex because his penis was a flopsicle all night."
Jen: "Yeah I hate when they cant get it hard!"

by yumyzombieparts December 1, 2011

lap flaps

the pieces of paper that fall out of magazines into your lap.

This magazine is full of lap flaps!

by shady girl August 24, 2010

flips

Slang for a Filipino.

Originally a derogatory term meaning Funny Little Island People.

Fucking flips stole my watch on the jeepney.

by Bastos November 22, 2007