Floridumbass

A person from a certain state in the United States who engages in the kind of mind-bogglingly bizarre, stupid behavior that gives rise to "Florida Man" stories.

Did you hear about the Floridumbass who got his penis caught in a pencil sharpener?

by anonymous September 23, 2021

Floridian Semite

A move in oral sex in which the person giving oral sex grips the shaft of the penis and moves their hand up and down the penis. Simultaneously, the giver sucks the head of the penis, focusing on licking the underside of the head.

Jacob: Wow man, that blowjob was awesome! She gave me the Floridian Semite!

CJ: Dang, dude. Wish my girl would do that.

by gilbert blythe March 11, 2022

Floridian Empire

A person in S:AND who got the best military because Penguin accidently put an extra zero for one of the collect roles

Person 1: What do you think the Floridian Empire is up to?
Person 2: I don't fucking know. What even is S:AND?
Person 1: Bro doesn't know what S:AND is, what a loser.

by Europe_Lover June 27, 2022

Florida Dustbowl

When A woman ingests cocaine through her vagina (or anus) by having her partner blow it through a straw

Garret gave her a Florida Dustbowl but when he sneezed the coke got everywhere.

by ImCoveredinBees July 12, 2022

Florida woman

Kiara

Oh my god did you see that crazy lady using alligator foreskin for her field hockey grip? Yeah that’s Florida woman

by fcjellybean October 25, 2022

Florida Water

A floral and citrusy perfume used in religious and spiritual practices. It commonly used in African Diaspora Religions and is used in contemporary witchcraft.

Did you see Solange carried a bottle of Florida water at the Met Gala?

by himbynoothernamebringerofwoe December 8, 2022

floridakilling

floridakilling is pipi caca xDDD

omg i just dropped a floridakilling in the toilets

by exulansism January 30, 2023