A nickname or derogatory name for someone who goes around and tells everyone secrets or personal information you shared with them that was supposed to have been kept private.
Made in reference to the fact that anyone can pick up and read a floating newspaper on the street. Very common among high school age girls.
Made in reference to the fact that anyone can pick up and read a floating newspaper on the street. Very common among high school age girls.
Person A: Hey, have you heard what Lacy has been telling people about you and Shon kissing behind the school?
Person B: Yeah, I know. I told her because I thought I could trust her, but she's a fucking floating newspaper!
Person B: Yeah, I know. I told her because I thought I could trust her, but she's a fucking floating newspaper!
by Marziba January 4, 2010
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at a glance it seems the stogie end is floating.
at a glance it seems the stogie end is floating.
that guy really likes his cigar. he's floatin the stogie.
he looked all gansta untill he started floatin a stogie.
he looked all gansta untill he started floatin a stogie.
by Znibs October 24, 2011
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A terrible insult you call a person when they make a foolish mistake. Say it in public and nobody will care, this is the newest curse word.
by Sman305 December 14, 2013
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OMG dud! Did you just float a buscuit? That is fucking rank.
Do you smell that? Who floated the buscuit?
Check this out, I am going to scmooze through those chicks and float a buscuit as I am leaving.
Do you smell that? Who floated the buscuit?
Check this out, I am going to scmooze through those chicks and float a buscuit as I am leaving.
by DKNiGHT January 15, 2014
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These women will express interest in you, date you, love you, and then confess that they "aren't looking for anything serious right now". These women will then go to bars, meeting more guys, flirting and having fun with them, not you, and your stomach hurts. You beat yourself up over things you think you did wrong, because you're so in love still that they can't possibly be flawed like this. But alas, their main goal is penis and validation, just like the slut. But they are not sluts, for sluts are more obvious in their adventures, instead Floaters are more diplomatic and usually completely oblivious to your pain. I call them Floaters because their goal is to forever float upon a cushion of "those beginning flirtatious amazing days", never staying long enough to give it a chance to turn sour, regardless whether it would have or not. They thrive upon being that girl that every guy wants and loves. They do not love you. Maybe they did, and that's when they realized they had to escape because the beginning days are over and a commitment is looming.
Floating is a terrible epidemic, and you're not the only one who has experienced this. And, yes, women aren't the only ones who can float, but due to the intensity and commonness of the love that men feel towards that one girl they almost had, it's largely women that commit the float.
These women will express interest in you, date you, love you, and then confess that they "aren't looking for anything serious right now". These women will then go to bars, meeting more guys, flirting and having fun with them, not you, and your stomach hurts. You beat yourself up over things you think you did wrong, because you're so in love still that they can't possibly be flawed like this. But alas, their main goal is penis and validation, just like the slut. But they are not sluts, for sluts are more obvious in their adventures, instead Floaters are more diplomatic and usually completely oblivious to your pain. I call them Floaters because their goal is to forever float upon a cushion of "those beginning flirtatious amazing days", never staying long enough to give it a chance to turn sour, regardless whether it would have or not. They thrive upon being that girl that every guy wants and loves. They do not love you. Maybe they did, and that's when they realized they had to escape because the beginning days are over and a commitment is looming.
Floating is a terrible epidemic, and you're not the only one who has experienced this. And, yes, women aren't the only ones who can float, but due to the intensity and commonness of the love that men feel towards that one girl they almost had, it's largely women that commit the float.
Dude: Man, I don't know what I did wrong, I gave it my best and she's ignoring me and I see her facebook posts saying she's going out to bars and I know guys are hitting on her because have you /seen/ her, man?
Man: Dude, she's a floater, she doesn't give a crap. She's probably floated 15 other guys before you.
Dude: Yeah, you're probably right. Good thing Pornhub has unlimited video plays on Valentine's Day.
Man: Dude, she's a floater, she doesn't give a crap. She's probably floated 15 other guys before you.
Dude: Yeah, you're probably right. Good thing Pornhub has unlimited video plays on Valentine's Day.
by Juhulavitz February 14, 2014
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Get the Floater mug.When someone stands alone in a wide expanse like a square or field and engages with their mobile device. Standing motionless sometimes pacing, head down locked in the internet.
Like you're in the physical realm but you're floating in cyberspace
Like you're in the physical realm but you're floating in cyberspace
"Yo this guy's walking around like he has no friends n shit."
"Nah, just leave him be, he's floating bruh."
"Nah, just leave him be, he's floating bruh."
by aWarpingTrick July 28, 2017
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