Fleetwooded

Having a drunken lap dancer spill her entire beer on you at a party.

My friend suffered a horrible ending to his night when a girl fleetwooded him at the after party.

by KingDang May 9, 2010

Fext Off

When someone texts you, essentially telling you to fuck off.

Dude 1: dude, you and Hannah going out tongight?
Dude 2: nah man, I got the FEXT OFF from her last week.

by maurastiggers February 27, 2011

flex a grumpy

To take a shit outdoors

That burrito is kicking in. I'm fit to flex a grumpy.

by agroman2012 October 11, 2011

flex stop

When you cross your legs and flex your butt muscles together to hold a dump in because your anal sphincter isn't strong enough.

Dude I had a close call this morning. I broke into a shuffle on the way to the bathroom and had to pause half way to do a flex stop.

by hilarioyo September 28, 2013

flex flexington

Someone who shows off all the time or flexes about things in his or her life

HaqL is a flex flexington because he flexes every shot he hits

by Dumster March 4, 2017

flexabetes

The disease of having so many gains, that you just can't stop flexing

I was in the store... When my flexabetes kicked in and I started flexing on a 3 year old.

by Victor The Flexabetes Kid March 16, 2017

Fexter

Another word for a noob gamer. Typically someone who has played a game consistently with out growing in skill.

Stop being a Fexter

by RandomPeoplePerson April 28, 2017