flat stanley

when you think your thin enough to squeeze between an oncoming train and it's platform. (it never ends well.)

alright guys, what have we got here?

young caucasian male, multiple rip wounds, looks like he thought he was flat stanley.

by TigerManGaming February 20, 2019

flat bickie

Flat bickie is used when you a cruising along the highway with your boys.

“Oscar bro go flat bickie”, “yeh righto brother I’m on it”

by YEWW33 April 25, 2019

Flat Fettish

Someone with a strong sextual attraction to flats. Comparable, and quite similar to a footfetish

Xavier is well known for having a Flat Fettish.
Xavier loves asking females for pictures of their flats. ( Sometimes even with their feet in the picture)

Xavier becomes sexually aroused when near a sweet pair of flats.

Ooo damn look at those flats, Xavier would love those!

by Xaviertheflatlover May 24, 2020

Flat earther

Flat earther (noun): One that thinks that everybody that doesn't share his opinion is a sheep. Also doesn't believe a word anyone says unless it came from Facebook.

Normal person: Hey did you hear about this rocket they are launching?
Flat earther: You mean the one that's gonna spray us with mind-controlling devices?
Normal person: Wtf man?
Flat earther: I read it on Facebook

by Atnedr May 17, 2021

Flat earther

Logic at negative infinity and ignorance at positive infinity.

A friend I don't have- look flat earther!
Me- you mean a waste of earth's resources right?

A friend I don't have- look flat earther!
Me- Oh so that's why I just lost all my brain cells.

by pwarrow88 November 22, 2021

flat earth conspiracy conspiracy

A belief that the flat earth conspiracy in inself is a conspiracy to discredit other conspiracy or conspiracy theorists in general.

Person 1: hey man those conspiracy theorists are dumb, they actually believe the earth is flat

Person 2: No we don't believe the earth is flat, that's just the flat earth conspiracy conspiracy to make us look stupid

by kylek100 June 9, 2022

FLAT Smack

Flat smack ; (noun)(vb)
A flat smack is the sharp firm slap with the undeniable flat earth truth, often carried out on unsuspecting globers and globe defending shills.
Flat smacks often trigger a cognitive dissonance response and episode of denial from the general condition of shock; to the flatsmacked globers that have been subjected to it.
Being slapped in the face unexpectedly with the truth that you have been lied to
and tricked into believing you are living
on a sphere that is revolving and
rotating through space.

Present tense - flat smacking
Past tense - flat smacked
Medical - flat smackitis (medical condition in which flat smacked globers completely disregard objective reality and blantantly lie to themselves to protect their indoctrinated belief system.

See also : globe debunked, ripballearth, mass formation hypnosis, stockholme syndrome, dunning kruger effect.

Chris had to flat smack ammon several times, with the observable reality water at rest always finds and maintains level.
Ammon responded by showing a circle and claiming the circumference was level; his cognitive dissonance response was nuhuhs, incredulity and blantant lies to protect his own delusional bawler beliefs.

by FLATSMACK PHD July 28, 2023