Flake news

Inconsequential news that receives airtime normally reserved for regular world events

I couldn't care less about all that celebrity gossip. It's just flake news.

by Danlod May 31, 2017

flake her

In the Middle East, Cadbury Flake is a chocolate that's given to women you want to appreciate for the little or big things they do - like binge-watching your zombie show with you even if they hate the gore, or agreeing to show up on your TikTok video without makeup, or even kicking-ass at an office meeting. So whenever she's done something to deserve a Flake, it's really okay to say, "Flake her"

Joe: I finally beat Emma at arm-wrestling today.
Ted: Bruh, she let you win. Flake her.

by HotSamJWT November 25, 2020

uni flake

When your ass fro and your ball fro get tangled up. Plus it's not very fresh, not exactly dry but not moist either. Just flaked out and shit

That's what you said about birthing vags right, it's a uni flake?

by toxikcupkake26 April 7, 2017

Flake the Cob

The process of Making Corn Flakes. or...as in "Don't flake the cob man" meaning, dont mess up.

Don't flake the cob man!...or Daddy how do they make corn flakes?

by AngryDadGaming June 2, 2018

Frosted Flake

The sexual act where a woman rides a man until he cums inside of her. Then she pushes his load back out and all over his stomach, where he lets it dry until it flakes off.

My GF Frosted Flaked me last night, it was GRrrrrrrreat!

by Cocoduck1991 June 24, 2016

Pee pee flakes

Morning cereal flakes, with piss replacing the milk.

Damn, that’s a fine bowl of pee pee flakes you have there!

by gasstationbonerpills July 14, 2025

FLAKE

Dudes who act like they " Big Ballin", but really they broke and gotta rip people off to get their fix. They are good at talkin, but not at walkin. They act hard, and think just because they are from Louisiana, and got a gun charge while on parole, they cant be whooped but really they are the biggest pussys, and get punked out all the time.

Man, I gave that scoe dixon my $40.00 and that Flake Never came back. Thats the last time I trust a black dude with a cross tattoed on his forehead.

by 417// February 24, 2021