Outhouse Express

A piece of software that makes the British Postal Service look efficient.

I was going to send an email today, but Outhouse Express deleted them most of my email, moved everything else to it's wanky proprietary folder and forgot my password. It is a steaming piece of shit.

by Gunter65465419851951651 April 28, 2010

Internet Explorer

The Shittiest internet browser ever.

"Aw man! Internet Explorer froze again!"
"Why were you using internet explorer?"
"I was trying to download Google Chrome."

by Bob Yong Un May 5, 2015

Depresso Expresso

When you. (or someone else) are very sad for a brief time ( a hour to a day)

Person 1: I'm feeling depresso Expresso because my mom yelled at me for the last 3 days

Person 2: oh, I hope things get better

Person 1: thank

The next day

Person 2: hey you feeling better?

Person 1: yes! Hey wanna commit super smash Bros togerar latar?

Person 2: yeeeee

by PaperHatLad March 6, 2020

National Expose Caroline’s Day

October 20th is National Expose Caroline day. Today you can expose anyone named Caroline.

Did you guys post any embarrassing pictures of caroline today for National Expose Caroline’s Day?

by hiimadethisasajoke October 20, 2020

two shoe express

refers to walking somewhere instead of getting a ride

"I couldn't get a ride to work so I took the two shoe express."

by *~kath~* June 2, 2008

Dayton Rug Burn Express

where your someone wacks you off inside you pair of jeans without underwear.

" Honey do you want to go again? ", " I guess, its just my hand is still a little red from that Dayton Rug Burn Express i gave you."

by Totes MaaGotes May 22, 2010

poo choo express

The act of passing a blunt to the other end of the rotation. Making sure everyone is involved on the poo choo express. The first person says all aboard, the second makes the sound of a train starting, the third makes the says chuga chuga chuga poo choo, and so forth till it gets to the last person in rotation, and they makes a train braking sound. If that last person fails to make the braking sound, you'll end up with a train wreck. This also makes it so nobody can double hit.

There isn't enough room to sit in a circle, so we gonna have to get the poo choo express going.

by Bman130u August 26, 2012