evan smith

an evan smith is a person who overall should have been aborted.

Whoah that baby is fugly they should have evan smithed him.

by realtalker6969 February 5, 2019

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Evan Lysacek

Mens' Figure Skating World Champion 2009; Olympic gold medalist in Vancouver 2010. One of the most gorgeous people yet seen on planet earth and thus a model. He also reacted graciously to Yvegny Plushenko's complaints that he, rather than Lysacek, deserved the gold medal.

Girl 1: Would it be wierd if I brought a cardboard cutout of Evan Lysacek to prom?

Girl 2: Only because he's dating Nastia Liukin

or

Any person: That Evan Lysacek is an AMAZING Ice skater! He has inspired me through his hard work and drive to excellence!

Any other person: ohhh yes.

by SkatersHeaven February 25, 2010

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evan and julia

possibly the most two perfect people for each other. Julia plays all the same video games that Evan dose and she pones at them to. they both love the same super hero's and super villains too. so in the end no matter how you toss the dice these two are ment to be together.

person 1: Awww, those two are are so ment for each other....

person 2: that's because there evan and julia, Duh!

person 1:also I heard that they meet on Xbox live, isn't that odd

person 2: no!!! that's romantic

by purple haired freak o' nature July 8, 2011

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Evan Stone

Known for having one of the most triangle logs in porn. Also Known for having some of the worst acting ever recorded in human history. He is also known for the amount his balls sag. They are said to resemble teabags hung from bunjee ropes.

:Dude with a 1 inch pointy penis:

That guy has such a 1 inch Evan Stoner

by TheRealPornDeal January 6, 2011

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