BigDaddy Escanor

Big daddy that I got in 7ds grand cross after a massive hard grind that took me many nights.

(screams) LETSS GOOOOOO!!!!! I FINALLY GOT BIGDADDY ESCANORRRRR!!!!!!!

by Escanorlover69 December 4, 2021

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Fire Escape

The act of using the Hot Cheeto or Taki (or whatever remnants of spicy food you have) on your fingers and violently fingering your asshole.

"Duddddddeeee wyd after dinner?"

"Man, a good old Fire Escape after I finish these spicy wings!"

by thatlowcar December 6, 2021

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An Escalator Can Never Break

An underrated (and very true) joke by comedian Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005).

An escalator can never break - it can only become stairs.

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 23, 2022

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invalid escape

this means that your escape on a minecraft prison has been declared invalid. this is a horrible thing and could lead to servere depression

I made an invalid escape

by Millocracy August 14, 2022

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This is the plan you make when you have limited time to jerk it. Especially applicable when someone living with you may return at any moment, or could walk in on you. Its having the cursor over the x , having something to cover your junk quickly, having another tab to click to etc. How to cover up the fact you were j-ing off quickly if someone were to come in.

Bro my girl was supposed to be gone all day and she came back early and caught me beating my meat. I fucked up not having a masturbation escape plan.

by Mcgwicko August 31, 2022

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tillapia escapade

when someone absolutely obliterates a tilapia in a way no one should wink wink

hey did you hear jacob had a TILLAPIA ESCAPADE on damn we gotta stay away from mans

by dsfkhsghs September 20, 2022

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Golden Escalator

Two women, one on top of the other, peeing on each other, at the same time.

If you need them to be Russians/Slavic, Hookers, and/or on a bed the Obamas slept in, that's on you.

The American Taxpayer paid $40 Million for a Pee Tape of Trump paying Russian Hookers to perform a Golden Escalator, and never got to see it because it never existed.

by Pi Ke October 1, 2022

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