Ejaculotion

The hand cream that squirts across the room on a random trajectory when the pump nozzle has become clogged and the dried cream plug becomes suddenly dislodged.

I was trying to put some cream on my dry hands and wound up with ejaculotion on my pants.

by BobHPhilly September 20, 2011

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Ejac Attack

Self-explanatory.

Jake often had ejac attacks as a result of extended homosexual thoughts.

by ArchaicScholar January 7, 2012

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EJ • ejaculate • ejaculation • ejay • Ejaculate and Evacuate • ejaculating • ejaculation station • ejaculatte • ejaz • ejeet

The best girlfriend I could ever ask for 😁 more like everything I could ask for a Bestfriend when you need her , a therapist when you need to tell her ya problems , and everything you need her to be because she’d do a lot to make sure you’re happy and cool . even tho I wanna kill her when she catch her attitudes and go in her shell . I honestly don’t know where I’d be without her & I don’t care cause I got her now . Hopefully she not going no where no time soon and she won’t ever have to worry bout no nut shit ever happening to her . Because I got her and that’s 100 . To make it short that’s my Lil baby and I wouldn’t trade her for nothing or no one

Ebony I promise I’m rocking with you till whenever & is never let nothing come between us . I’m all for you and I hope it’s vice versa (Ejb❤️)

by anonymous September 16, 2018

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Motherfucking Rabbits Ejaculating Sunshine

A poetic tag used to refer to music that is seen in high regard. This term compares the sheer delight caused by a song to the orgasmic pleasure caused by rabbits ejaculating sunshine.

Daniel: Hey, is this music any good?

Joey: It’s Motherfucking Rabbits Ejaculating Sunshine!

by Dejayelkay July 11, 2011

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