dumpering

When someone you're dating is rude and disrespectful to you so realizing you'll probably be dumped sometime soon you abruptly end the relationship rejecting that person before he/she can reject you.

That gal treats me terribly breaking dates at last minute with lame excuses and ignoring me when we're at social functions so I'll be dumpering her today.

by Red Sam Black May 16, 2018

Dusting Cucumbers

Means doing sweet fuck all.

What have you been up to today?
Not much, just dusting cucumbers.

by Old Mate Andy June 26, 2018

dumpling

chip for gods sake its just a pussy

my bean sprout grew when aroused by the dumpling

by pulledpetersandwich July 10, 2018

Dumpling

When a poop session is rushed and you’re only able to push out the tip of the ice berg.

I had to take a monster poo but my girlfriend rushed me so I only left a few dumplings.

by BigBodyBugatti July 12, 2018

Dumpling Noodles

Another word for Ravioli when youre a wittle slow and cant think of "Ravioli"

"mom, can i have some more uh uhmmmmmm" *points at plate with fork rapidly* "what are these called.... Dumpling noodles?!"

by Calli girl January 24, 2019

Dumpling

A person with a pointy head and fat bottom , a dumpling has chicken filling.

She is a Dumpling

by Manrab January 25, 2019

dumpling

a boy who is fat as hell and got dumped by an old Chinese lady who was actually a man

come here dumpling

by child hood obesity August 20, 2019