Double fisted thigh slapper

A penis so large it involves having to use two hands to hold it/masturbate that also slaps the thigh while naked.

Also called a DFTS.

Damn dog, women must run when you bust out that double fisted thigh slapper you keep hidden away.

Jeff walks funny due to his double fisted thigh slapper hanging low.

by DoubleFistedThighSlapper January 29, 2019

Double pedal C

A note even lower than pedal F. It is so low that nothing can stop this note after it has come out.

“Chandler played a double pedal C and everyone around him turned to dust as if thanos snapped his finger.”

by Sax4Life April 4, 2019

Double Upper Decker Double Reverse Blumpkin

The unspoken act of a female performing an upper decker, whilst a male counterpart carries out a defecation in the lower (relative to aforementioned upper deck) deck, whilst eating out the aforementioned female.

Gary and Bruce were both really excited to partake in the sensual act of a Double Upper Decker Double Reverse Blumpkin, but neither one had eaten a large enough meal to carry out the act.

by doubleupperdeckerdoublereverse October 13, 2019

double chinning

the act of lowering your chin in a way that makes you have a double chin

ooh, that girl is an expert in double chinning

by hhstar moonlight May 13, 2020

Double gulck gulck 3000

A really good blowjob.

"Bro, she gave me the double gulck gulck 3000 last night."

by YeehawDan May 18, 2020

Double Waterfall

When two people sit in the toilet together and urinate simultaneously.

My wife joined me for a seat on the toilet to participate in a double waterfall.

by Fautbauxter September 25, 2021

double tismed up

when you are autistic and you are doing two autismpilled things like watching something related to your hyperfixation and eating a safe food

BRO IM WATCHING THE BATMAN AND EATING DINO NUGGETS IM DOUBLE TISMED UP FRFR

by cr4yoneater August 14, 2022