People who dont want to play monopoly

That one salty bastard in your family who loses everytime; is usually fat, ginger or light blonde and gets bullied in school. Would spend £90 on a DLC for Cadburys if there was one.

Fatfuck: I don't wanna play monopoly! It isn't Minecraft!

Parent: *slaps* People who dont want to play Monopoly are a fagghot.

by Abusive Shit Bastard January 03, 2018

Dont be a Clauren

Clauren is a person who likes to be amish and churn butter. If you are this person you will randomly call dibs on people and make innappropriate motions.

Crachel: teach me how to dougie t-t-teach me how to dougie.
Clauren: teach me how to churn t-t-teach me how to churn.
Crachel: Dont be a clauren!

by Crachel December 06, 2010

woah calm down jamal dont pull out the 9 haha

Calming a person with african american ethnicity as a joke.

Tyrone: "I'm going to brutally end your life!"
Jake: "woah calm down jamal dont pull out the 9 haha!"
Tyrone: "Thanks for calming me down man! I really appreciate it!"

by TheWorldo June 14, 2023

dont fall asleep yet

its a song by powfu and something you would say to your friends<33

person 1: ima sleep</3

person 2: dont fall asleep yet

by girl in red<333 April 11, 2021

spit it out it dont belong to you

When you nutt in a chicks mouth and she has to spit it in the girl mouth next to her

Spit it out it dont belong to you, give it to jamie

by Squig9669 February 20, 2018

gO AWAY NAT I DONT LOVE YOU

It's a term that's commonly used by girl(s) that go by the name of Stevie when they're friendzoning someone. It can also be used when in need of attention because when you tell people (Nat) this phrase, they keep insisting to make you love them. Easy attention gain. Little do they know that they will never be loved. This sentence is known to be quite useful as it can get you out of multiple situations of trouble. For example, if you for some reason tell them accidentally that you love them and they ask you to repeat it, you can simply scream the sentence and you'll be out of the situation in the blink of an eye.

"hey Stevie, how does this shirt look on me?"
"gO AWAY NAT I DONT LOVE YOU"

by jenniestevs January 10, 2018

I dont have time to explain why I dont have time to explain

A way for the writers of destiny to ignore potholes

Writers: Dominus Gaul is capable of forcing the light out of the traveler!

D2 players: Then why doesnt he?

Writers: I dont have time to explain why I dont have time to explain

by StardustArcader June 07, 2020