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One Direction

a uk group consisting of the harry, louis, liam and niall. zayn used to be there to, but he left and then became irrelevant. they have all made it big as solo artists and their fan base is very much still alive. despite what all the crackheads at your school say.
crackhead: bruh, one direction suuckks.

pothead: dudeee, i know! i prefer listening to ‘i lost my trap phone’ and ‘bitches and hoes!”
crackhead: yeah man, none of that gay shit.
me: you call one direction all that shit, when two act gayer than if jeffree star and james charles had baby.
by maleficent September 30, 2018
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one direction

a "famous" pop band that has an ironic name since they all went in separate directions
dude are you listening to one direction how gay are you
by crankymuppet November 26, 2018
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Directioner

A person who is absolutely crazy and will do anything to be with the boys of one direction (Harry, Louis, Liam, and niall) a true directioner hates zayn malik. These girls want to be with the boys they want to touch their skin and lick their forehead.
“OMG ITS HARRY STYLES I AM GOING TO GO ON HIS VAN AND HUG HIM IN TILL HE COMES HOME WITH ME"
you are such a directioner"
by Ilovedogsandicecream August 22, 2016
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churchill direct

a name used on people that talk "1337"
"your such an churchill direct"
by eivind_fn June 24, 2005
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One Direction

A British/Irish Boyband which consists of five sexy boys who make girls' ovaries explode.
Niall Horan Harry Styles Liam Payne Zayn Malik Louis Tomlinson One Direction

Girl 1: did you see Harry Styles' new tattoo!?
Girl 2: Ikr rip ovaries!!!
by Sassysloth January 14, 2014
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direct lard injection

(n)

Acronym: DLI

A procedure for those who just cannot manage to gain weight. Often used by such famous stars as John Goodman to plump up for roles.

Side-effects: Massive weight gain, decreased sexual drive, increased awareness of mediocre coffee shops in the imediate vicinity.
I ate as many donuts and pies as possible, but I just can't put on the weight! I guess I'll have to go with a DLI or risk staying fit forever.
by Ken September 11, 2003
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One Direction

Band formed by Simon "Satan" Cowell on X Factor UK in 2010. They have released five albums, but are currently on hiatus. They are well known for their dedicated (and sometimes creepily obsessive) fanbase, who were at one point referred to as Directioners.
Zayn Malik came from the group, though he left in 2015 sure to stress and what he later revealed to be an eating disorder caused by stress. The other members include Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan, and Liam Payne.
They were signed to Syco Limited before their departure from the label was announced and a smear campaign against the remaining members ensured.
The four are currently pursuing solo career, though they have started that they still have plans to come back together at some point in the future.
Their fanbase is very involved in their lives, and have raised teens of thousands of pounds for charity in their honor, as well as singlehandedly bringing songs and albums onto the charts when the band's team fell short. They speculate about the boys' lives, and some have come to the conclusion that Harry and Louis are in a serious, committed relationship (see Larry Stylinson and do more research on your own if you're interested)
Though One Direction's original demographic was teenage girls, 46% were found to be at least thirty-give years of age.
by LarryIsLife.28 May 16, 2017
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