Danger Noodle

A snake

I saw a danger noodle in the bush last night. It had large fangs the size of your face.

by DOodoldepihpwaoghpvqiuv May 25, 2018

dingo digger

australian; aussie, particularly broad and obnoxious, usually a bloke, not so much a sheila

no wonder he thinks the beer's warm, he's a bloody dingo digger!

by dennis-mcgavidy May 6, 2006

joe digger

Following a lengthy session of fingering one's vagina, this is what one would be called if they dug deep in your uterus, hitting your g-spot and beyond; thus, causing the one doing the dirty work to have "joe" (cum, jizz'm, etc.) all over their used fingers.

-Man, Drew is such a player.
-Yeah, I know. He ends up getting some from 75% of the female population of Nebraska.
-Wow. That is sure an accomplishment.
-No. Not really. I heard he's a joe digger.
-Gross. He never washes his hands.

by PUSSYFUCKMYASS December 18, 2006

The Danger DeFelice

Placing your foot in the vaginal hole of a woman...or child. If somebody can four finger, they can Danger DeFelice. Pretty much foot fucking a girl.

That man did the Danger DeFeliced to that chick.

Danger DeFelicing has nothing on the Deaf Jenny

by Left and Aragona June 11, 2009

Supreme Danger Wank

The generic and conventional 'Danger Wank' where one must crack one off whilst calling mother to ones bedroom with the challenge of shooting load before she enters is so last century.

How about add some more 'Danger'

The 'Supreme Danger Wank' is where one calls mother to ones bedroom before self service has commenced. The aim of the game is wait until mother is in bedroom then proceed to wank one's self into oblivion and shooting man milk aimlessly before mother leaves the bedroom in disgust.

Can I sleep on your couch for a few days mate? My mum has had enough of my Supreme Danger Wanks, got jizz on her new cardigan this time!

by Filthy Disturbance April 23, 2017

Dingers

1) Home Runs
2) A term of excitement.

1) Derek Lee hit 3 dingers today.
2) I got 2 tickets to the Mike Jones concert. Wanna go?
Hell yeah, Dingers!

by Brian L. April 14, 2006

Danger Wank

Danger wank is to masurbate within say a dick-length of the enemy. the enemy being someone who's gonna snap off your bird, break it's eggs and burn it's nest, when they catch you.

The object of danger wanking is to entice yourself into a sense of security, then your climax makes you grunt and BOOM they've seen you.

***Get out all your magazines/dvds***
***Open your bedroom door***
***Unzip your jeans***
***Whip out the one-eyed-milk man***
***proceed to Danger Wank***

"MUM!!! ...."

you must finish and put everything away by the time she gets to the top of the stairs...

OR

On a long journey in the car:
Sit in the back, while someone else is in the front
whip out your lolipop, and proceed to wank
you must finish without rocking the car off course, atracting attention in the rear-view mirror, or making an audiable sound.

go on, try it....
don't do it for you, do it for the little guy

by VisualShock November 20, 2006