danglefork

a. the lacrosse stick

a. "yo bro hand me ma danglefork, lets lax it up a notch"

by garglenaut September 11, 2011

Dangled Carat

when someone is led on to think they are getting engaged, a faux engagement

No one deserves to have a dangled carat. He acted like he was going to pop the question but instead he dangled carat. Nothing is worse than a dangled carat

by Feeling Beachie November 8, 2014

bait dangler

a man who uses his penis to catch things, air land or sea.

man i've been a bait dangler all weekend, and i caught three diseases and two fish.

by 3z3k1e7 April 16, 2010

Turd Dangler

Someone who lets their terds dangle when they are crapping, either on purpose or because they are generating more power to keep pushing and dont want to cut it just yet.

Omar:Dude the other day Frankie sent me a picture of a turd hanging out of his ass.

Gino: Lol Frankie is such a turd dangler

by ginomacdaddy November 9, 2011

cum dangler

when you're peeing the next day and a wad of cum slides out and dangles from your vagina

I knew it was a big load, but I wasn't expecting a 5-inch cum dangler.

by hb1020 September 28, 2020

dangeou

the act of sucking a nutsack while giving a hand job untill ejaculation

that was a good daneau.............

by Anonymous April 25, 2003

Dangerous Dave of MCUK

A mental state characterised by feelings of Better Than You, Sexier Than You and I Am Too Sexy For My Own Good.
The person often feels the need to observe breasts via webcam, feel him or herself and tends to masturbate.

"Wow, you're looking very Dave today. You want to slow it down or you'll end up with AIDs."

by mutatedidiot May 1, 2005