dakotaing

To see incessantly consider how mundane every day things pertain to Battletech.

Dakota brought up Battletech thirteen times at lunch today, he's really dakotaing lately.

by Chay Comas March 30, 2023

Dakota B

Male person of the gay

who has a microscopic penis

You are a Dakota B

by Melong deek October 1, 2019

Dakota

A girl's inside who I am going to shred. One moment she wants you on your knees, the next she's begging for praise, but I'll slap her and fuck her silly all the same.

Man 1: "Hey man did you see Dakota? I'd fuck her" Man 2: "Shut up faggie."

by Dakota's Master (good boy) March 29, 2025

Dakota

Dakota is disrespectful, he is always disrespectful, but when it comes to listening to music he is dead silent.

Dakota was born on November 2nd 2009

by Jahseh Dwayne Ricarido Onfroy May 25, 2021

Dakota Bergeron

Sounds like the name of a ranboo stan LOL
Maybe likes Kpop and anime?
They prob don’t like cock LOL

Dakota Bergeron went in their room ad never came out

by anonymous March 19, 2021

dakota

only the coolest people are named Dakota. Dakotas are sexy, smart and probably kind of crazy. Despite that, they are super sweet and an amazing person. Never leave a Dakota because you’ll regret it anyway. There are people that left Dakota’s who are allegedly sitting around in glen iris feeling lonely because they are without a Dakota :(

Hey have you met Dakota?
Yeah they’re so cool I can’t even!

by Bianca_newyorkcity August 10, 2021

Dakota

There are NO words that can describe the amount of love and respect you could have for a dakota. she is the best friend that anyone could ever wish for and there is nothing that anyone could tell me to make me think different. she gives the best advice and will NEVER EVER let you down and u have my word on that. but fr not shit they give HELLA good and also not to mention are THE MOST BEAUTIFUL HUMAN BEINGS ON THE PLANET AHHHH. i really think that if ur best friend is called dakota you dont need anyone else because she will always be your #1. also boys fall for her all the time but you know that she wont go for anyone that is not good for her. she will do ANYTHING for her best friend even to the point of breaking up with someone that has hurt her bestie. yes she is that good of a human. there is nothing in this world that could make me or anyone that knows a dakota think something other than the best about her. she is also THE most supportive every ahh.

Boy: oml who is that shes kind really hot tbh

Girl: thats my bestie dakota she is the BEST person on the whole earth

by masonoffners June 1, 2020