Donkey circus 

Both wholesome and amazing

I don't know about you, but I think a donkey circus would be both wholesome and amazing.

Donkey circus by McFibbleSquirts July 8, 2021

donkey naai 

A donkey naai is when you use your buddy's cigarette to light your cigarette

I don't have a lighter with me , pass your smoke do I can donkey naai

donkey naai by Dannysbitch February 27, 2022

Donkey Principle 

The well-established, but long forgotten, rule of law that you will honour your obligations and treat your counterparty to a deal with the level of deference and respect due to them as though they had a compromising photograph of you with a donkey.

Tim: Hey Vinnie, how'd you go getting out of that crap million dollar deal you'd struck with KK?

Vinnie: No good mate, I forgot about the Donkey Principle and I had to suck it up and pay him his loot.

Donkey Principle by Old Word Boss April 26, 2022

Donkey Kong Land 

the ultimate virginity repellent and sex attractor

oh shit that's donkey kong land, not again

Donkey Kong Land by modemcat June 14, 2022

Donkey Ford’s 

The best chipper in Ireland, maybe even the world. Located in Limerick city, it is a staple of a Limerick inhabitants diet

Person1: I’m goin’ to Donkey Ford’s, you want anything?
Person 2: get me a bag of chips and a battered sausage

Donkey Ford’s by cheeseGoblin October 23, 2022

Donkey Sanchez 

When a male (ideally) is "rooting" his beloved in the anal cavity, strikes her on the back of the cranium, in order to induce clenching of the chocolate starfish... He then completes the manouvere by wiping the anal residue on her upper lip... He then tells his mates and earns brownie points....

Oh my god, Ive just had a Donkey Sanchez

Donkey Sanchez by Wrong Midget October 18, 2008

donkey style 

A sexual act wherein the adult male places luggage on the adult female's back before mounting her doggy style.

Ryan: "Hey Rico, have you seen my Sampsonite suitcase?"
Rico: "Oh yeah, I put it on my wife last night."
Ryan: "Nice! Donkey Style!"
Rico: "Yeah, Zazzy let's me do whatever I want on Friday nights."
Ryan: "TGIF, my man!"
Rico: "Desaint!" (See urban dictionary definition for "desaint")

donkey style by ryan doolittle September 27, 2007