n. The act of employing a computer in the practice of ejaculating upon a female's chest after repeatedly trusting one's penis between two boobies. How exactly this works is unclear.
by Half the Building? July 27, 2006
That one person you know on Facebook. Typically a guy who will comment on a hot girl's Facebook status writing an essay long defense against someone who may have said something offensive. This is only a means to get the attention of the hot girl when in reality that person is just some loser behind a computer with no social life.
Girl status: "OMG, totally had a bad day. Nothing is right :("
Random person: "You always complain. Go kill yourself"
Knight in cyber armor: "This is uncalled for! It's hurtful and rude. I apologize if I hurt your feelings, but I'm not going to tolerate anyone being attacked with something like this. You're posting personal jokes on a public forum, you can't expect everyone to sit silently. If someone were attacking you, and it they meant what they said, wouldn't you want someone to step in? I would. So I did."
You (in your head): "Oh here we go. Another knight in cyber armor trying to save the day . News flash: At most, you'll get a "like" from your mom and will still be a virgin behind a computer."
Random person: "You always complain. Go kill yourself"
Knight in cyber armor: "This is uncalled for! It's hurtful and rude. I apologize if I hurt your feelings, but I'm not going to tolerate anyone being attacked with something like this. You're posting personal jokes on a public forum, you can't expect everyone to sit silently. If someone were attacking you, and it they meant what they said, wouldn't you want someone to step in? I would. So I did."
You (in your head): "Oh here we go. Another knight in cyber armor trying to save the day . News flash: At most, you'll get a "like" from your mom and will still be a virgin behind a computer."
by Spearmints December 30, 2011
Hackers who target pornographic websites and make animated lasers shoot from the orifices and nipples of nude photos.
When Larry Flynt turned on his computer and signed into Hustler.com, he was surprised to see that it had been tampered with by a cyber power blaster.
by PanhandleSlim July 27, 2011
Means to irrationally rant on the internet, to try to censor free speech by claiming your daddy is more important than somebody else’s daddy.
by Dingo’s Ate My Baby June 18, 2021
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by Quentinminx July 30, 2009
I Facebook him day and night, talk about everything, even his trouble with his wife and job, text constantly and even fell in love. He's my cyber married boyfriend.
by @creativfluffer March 02, 2011