cummings

a lie, something so ridiculous its amusing

"I turned down an offer for 2 million dollars to put a cell tower in my backyard."-Joe

"Dude, don't pull a cummings"

by John from J-Town September 26, 2008

Cummins

Cummins is a term a select few of Americans and Europeans use to describe a person who pees or soils themselves when they drink to much. Often this is the person who pees them self during the night or while be passed out, then not claiming it was them who did it in the morning or when waking up.

Dam I was so drunk last night I cummins myself, I hope Bob does not wake up before I can wash the sheets.

by Poonluvr March 6, 2008

Cummed

Its when you get happy and Cum

widepeepohappy I Cummed!

by widepeepohappy August 21, 2019

The Cummin Cold

When you blow your load in your girl's nostrils and then she blows it out into a Kleenex.

Yo Dave, what you do with your girl last night?
I gave her the Cummin Cold! I blew my load all up in that bitches nostrils!

by Big Ev and Carter J May 20, 2008

cummy cummy collin

A cum-covered man named Collin. Usually is overweight, especially in the facial area, as a result of either too much ingested cum, or the soaking up of cum by his skin.

Cummy cummy collin cummed a couple cubic centimeters of crusty cum.

by cummmm December 15, 2008

Cummie Bottom Boy/Girl

Cummie Bottom Boy/Girl is a term used for the masters of all types of sex, from BDSM to Sexting. They are true masters of the sex. They know every way of stimulation and pleasure, they have the ability to make you climax no matter what, they control everything, you cannot fight back, they will make you climax. Not everyone can have such a title.

Person 1: "Are you a Cummie Bottom Boy/Girl?"
Person 2: "What is that?"
Person 1: "It's someone that is a master of sexual activities"
Person 2: "Wao, I didn't know that was a thing, thanks for this crucial piece of information my comrade."

by CummieCaffeine January 9, 2020

cummage

Referring to a female who seems like, or can, make you cum within 30 seconds.

Bro, that girl is so hot she has some serious cummage. When i got in bed with her i knew she had cummage as soon as i saw her naked.

by SpazzMazz February 24, 2011