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Crack a roni 

When you're addicted to eating macaroni.
Ryan: Hey man, whatcha eatin' ?

Matt: Crack a roni.

Ryan: Sweet.
Crack a roni by longhairordie April 29, 2012

Crack Sample 

Crack dealers like all drug dealers offer you a free taste of their product to get you hooked on its effects. Now everyday products are being referred to as crack because of its popularity or consumer reception causing a buying frenzy. Recently I even heard the use of "crack sample" being used to refer to the offering of intimacy by a newly formed couple to entice the other person (or spouse) to accept requests or allowed to be manipulated by the offering of the "intimacy crack sample"; very similar to being "whipped"!
Example 1:
Joe BagOfDoughnuts: "Hey Johnny don't worry this is just a crack sample, just taste it. If you don't like it its free anyway"!

CrackHead Johnny: "OMG that crack sample was da' bomb, I need more"!

Example 2:
Johnny Wishbone: "holy cow that dude hangs on her every word"!

Fred: "she must of given him a crack sample and he's working for more"!

Example 3:
Seamore: "holy cow Shimmy Sham those Justin Bieber tickets are selling like crack"!

Shimmy Sham: "too bad they're not giving crack samples away"!
Crack Sample by The Shimmy Sham January 23, 2013

crack some crab 

1. To eat some vigania.
2. To eat some butt.
3. To go R. Kelly in that ass.
4. Butt cheeks to ears
Jeremy: What you doing this weekend?

Patrick: I am gonna try to "crack some crab".
(Motions taking a butt and spreading it while licking it)

Jeremy: Are they in season?

Patrick: You can crack crab year round.

Jeremy: Lol.
crack some crab by NatureBoy404 March 13, 2014

crack-a-mare 

A difficult person who is too much hard work, particularly a woman.
"That girl is being such a pain in my ass - she's a right crack-a-mare!"
crack-a-mare by tommorgancat May 14, 2014

crack jacking 

Verb. The act of thrusting a penis betwixt two clenched butt cheeks in lieu of traditional vaginal or anal intercourse until climax.
"My wife had a c section so we can't fuck for 6 weeks. Hopefully, she'll let me do some crack jacking."
crack jacking by Kickernoc September 6, 2014

crack grease 

That nasty ass wet feeling in the crack of your ass. Some believe it's caused by a dirty sweaty ass crack. Real talk is that you should of wiped your ass a couple more times.
Smell my finger. Is that shit or just crack grease?