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Country Blumpkin

when you get a blumpkin in an outhousee new
jeb got a country blumpkin in his nice new outhouse
by edward houssein December 19, 2007
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Country Fried Slut

Noun; A surprisingly hot young girl suffering from Nymphomania who was raised, and still resides on the outskirts of a small southern town, who speaks with a long southern draw and is a slut because there is nothing to do in her town but drink beer and have sex in her trailer.
''Hey Johnny lets take out your pappy's 4 wheeler and cruise for some country fried sluts! Wooo!''
by Dr. Bubblebutt June 11, 2009
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Welcome to old country buffet

when you go to the old country buffet in a large group and your waiter says "Welcome to old country buffet" really slowly.
"Dude, remember welcome to old country buffet. and wait 15 seconds for the ice cream machine, or the fat mechanic."
by #1jolly roger May 11, 2009
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country music

A genre of music that used to be good until it all started sounding the same. After Garth Brooks came into the fold, there were really obcessed country fans and the selling out in country became more common. Nowadays country music is full of acts trying to sound a lot like each other and many artists do not have their individuality, but many did not have that from the start of the genre. Once Waylon Jennings demanded that he would play his own songs like it or not, individual began to increase in the genre. The creativity of the country singer or band is denied when they are not allowed to be creative. Ever since maybe ten years ago or even earlier many acts have been copying each other. Individuality has been more seen in some Alan Jackson, Willie Nelson, Johnny Cash, Waylon Jennings, Bocephus, Eric Church, Brad Paisley, and in the songs of a few other country acts. However Rock, Alternative, Punk, and Metal, and Metalcore ( the one with probably the most freedom of expression and by far the most lyrically deep the majority of the time are the best). However the legacy of country music is being ruined by an attempt to commercialize like pop artists is hurting the genre of country music when they try to be all hip hop and sing about a woman's booty or follow the same formula of every other band in country or rock music. These rock bands they seek to sometimes emulate are southern rock bands, Nickelback, 3 Dooors Down, and Hinder. Honestly, country music is so far on the decline that it has to the potential to turn worse than the pop/dance and techno genres.
Nashville is selling out because country music all of a sudden became about women's butt and copying anyone in the genre who has been getting hit singles.
by Jon K of the Peach State March 22, 2009
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country

by shania October 20, 2003
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Country and Wesson

A new genre of music combining the lonely misery of Country and Western with the glamourisation of violence associated with Gangster Rap.

Country & Western + Smith and Wesson = Country and Wesson!
'Yo, homes! That new Country and Wesson shit is dope!'

Oh, my baby left me and now I'm blue... so I became a mutha fuckin G and popped a cap in her ass.
by monstrousbaby June 22, 2012
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country whore

Having fried chicken and a cold beer with your man on a Friday night using Trojan condoms.
My friend Kelsey was talking to me one night about her fun night with her "friend", Kyle. "God, Kelsey, this is the 5th time this week, you country whore!"
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