Cookie Cunts

How you would describe an angry pack of Girl Scouts who burned your house to the ground because you refused to buy their cookies.

Maybe I should of bought a couple of boxes from the cookie cunts because now I have nowhere to live.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

Cookie Masterson

Cookie Masterson is the host of You Don't Know Jack, Fakin' It, and Fibbage. Cookie is mainly known for YDKJ. The hosts of JackBox only have a voice, and so does Cookie.
Cookie can be seen in party pack 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5.

"So, who's your favorite jackbox host?"
"I like Schmitty, because of his responses in Quiplash."
"Cool thinking, but I prefer Cookie Masterson, he has a nice charm, and I love his confusion in Lawn Wax."
"Lawn Wax was a good rememberable episode if I do say so myself."

by I Write Random Explanations April 3, 2021

Cookiey

Smoke addict

Cookiey mad man

by Cookiey May 5, 2021

cookierunsexual

Its a “sexually” that cringy 5 year old use to be “quirky”

im cookierunsexual!

How?

Im raspberry cookie sexual! And thats from cookierunsexual!

No it isn’t,you’re just high.

by PossumThatLikesBees October 30, 2021

cookie

an enjoyable snack THAT HAS ABSOULTY NOTHING TO DO WITH PORN

dude 1: yo can i get a cookie yo? dude 2:yea sure chocolate or rasins... dude 1: rasains- dude 2:...

by Ultimate Life Form Kars January 5, 2022

Sharpest cookie in the barn

used to describe someone who has made an intelligent comment or is simply very intelligent/sharp.

Gumbo: Holy crap i just performed cold fusion! And I'm only 3!!

Amazed bystander: You sir are going to be... the sharpest cookie in the barn....

by Klaustifer van shulifet July 20, 2009

Urban Cookie

The collective name for illegal pills which you might take in a night club.

I got fucked up on urban cookies.

by ghurt45 September 26, 2009