Traffic Cone

A plastic cone, usually orange, with a wide flared base which is used to divert traffic on roads when maintenance work is being carried out.

With both practice and judicious lubrication a traffic cone can also be used as an anal dildo by sitting all the way down on one. Unfortunately due to the curled edge most traffic cones have at their top end, there is a risk of them becoming lodged in the anal canal.

Abeer: “Have you heard the news about my favourite rapper T Pain?”
Gabe: “Yeah he sat down on a traffic cone and needed surgery when it got stuck!”
Abeer: “I heard he’s changed his name to T Cone for his newest album”

by ReferToMedics May 30, 2020

Kings Cone

Verb: A cone made with all the lint covered weed found between the couch cushions.

I did a kings cone before smoking this.

by Hary Gofman June 5, 2022

Dipped Ice Cream Cone

The act of getting a blowjob seconds after giving anal.

I know some girl that will give you a dipped ice cream cone for the small 50.

by Keemmcmeme April 4, 2022

No Cone

When a person doesn't realise the cone hasn't been packed and about to rip it.

Haha bro check out that dude, he's about to have a no cone.

by DDead February 22, 2022

Dipped Cone

When a white guy has sex with a black girl.

Chris got drunk last weekend and ended up leaving the club with a black girl in a red dress. We all know he dipped cone that night.

by Fukkk_Hose August 28, 2018

Coburn Cone

A perfect bat, beware may cause drowsiness, laughter or schizophrenia

Aint got skinz dyzlo said he gonna roll us a coburn cone

by Ktoonwarrior August 11, 2025

Coning

Coning is the art of placing a willy up your anus, screwing it in with vigor.

Tom: I gave Sandra a brisk, rough coning last night.
Side chick: Who’s Sandra?

by IDjWIDjIfdjiWfj October 2, 2024