A shitty condom is one of three things.
1. A poorly made condom. One that is easy to break.
2. A condom that is covered in faeces after anal sex.
3. A shit filled condom. I'll let you work that one out.
1. A poorly made condom. One that is easy to break.
2. A condom that is covered in faeces after anal sex.
3. A shit filled condom. I'll let you work that one out.
"How was sex with Cindy last night?"
"I had a terrible case of a shitty, shitty, shitty condom. Best. Sex. Ever."
"I had a terrible case of a shitty, shitty, shitty condom. Best. Sex. Ever."
by Lord Dangleballs November 17, 2017
A condom that vibrates.
An ad:
Now introducing the new and improved... SUPER CONDOM!!~~
They come with their own rechargable nuclear powered batteries, all you have to do is stick em up something with electricity!
There are more styles than ever, big, small and for those norwegian folk, SUPREMECY.
Now, ladies, beware of this condom as it will shake your pussy to death.
The new and improved SUPER CONDOM has amazing powers of vibration and will cause you to cum in much less time, and for all those pornstars, I hope you have fun..
Steelck Intense Orgasmic Vibrating Condom,
Release all your pleasures.
An ad:
Now introducing the new and improved... SUPER CONDOM!!~~
They come with their own rechargable nuclear powered batteries, all you have to do is stick em up something with electricity!
There are more styles than ever, big, small and for those norwegian folk, SUPREMECY.
Now, ladies, beware of this condom as it will shake your pussy to death.
The new and improved SUPER CONDOM has amazing powers of vibration and will cause you to cum in much less time, and for all those pornstars, I hope you have fun..
Steelck Intense Orgasmic Vibrating Condom,
Release all your pleasures.
Girl: "Hey baby, wanna try out the new vibrating condoms? They seem amazing."
Boy: "Oh.. yes.. ooh lala.."
Boy: "Oh.. yes.. ooh lala.."
by NotY1ddyt January 20, 2018
by chi-naaaaaaa December 03, 2019
1.A relentes promise of truth an utmost seal to promises, it equals "I swear" Say by any religious person.
2. A promise or seal of Truth/Bets.
2. A promise or seal of Truth/Bets.
Mexican 1. Jo man I ran like 3 miles today.
Mexican 2. Nah godspeed I don't think so.
Mexican 1. No J for real I was being chase by a dog.
Mexican 2. god condom?!
Mexican1. god condom.
Mexican 2. Nah godspeed I don't think so.
Mexican 1. No J for real I was being chase by a dog.
Mexican 2. god condom?!
Mexican1. god condom.
by The RealTruth. October 22, 2019
Any type of prophylactic covering placed over the face and mouth to protect you and others from the Corona virus
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