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Commoncasting

The practice of stripping out-of-control elites of their money, property, and influence, so that, up to the third generation, they have to live like common people.
Don't worry, babe, we don't need to tip. You'll never guess who delivered the pizza!
Who?
It's Elon Musk, remember him?
Wow, haven't heard that name since he got commoncasted.

Hey, I’m Max.
Sam.

So, what's a cute guy like you doing in a dive like this?
Well actually, they won’t let me on the apps since I was commoncasted. But I think of it more like a pivot to povertymaxxing.

JARED! JARED!!
What!!!
Pops has done shit himself again. Clean it the fuck up.

Fuck you Vanky. Fuck I fucking hate commoncasting.
by Pretty Justice January 30, 2026
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Commoncasting

The practice of stripping out-of-control elites of their money, property, and influence, so that, up to the third generation, they have to live like common people.
Babe, you'll never guess who's delivering the pizza!
Who?
It's Elon Musk, remember him?
Wow, haven't heard that name since he got commoncasted.

Hey, I’m Max.
Sam.
So, what's a cute guy like you doing in a dump like this?
Well actually, they won’t let me on the apps since I was commoncasted. But I think of it more like a pivot to povertymaxxing.

JARED! JARED!!
What!!!
Pops has done shit himself again. Clean it the fuck up.

Fuck you Vanky. Fuck I fucking hate commoncasting.
by Pretty Justice January 30, 2026
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common groin hat

“We were all stuck in that group project with Tom—it was a total common groin hat.”
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commostrophe

When someone incorrectly uses a conma instead of an apostrophe. This is a commostrophe.
A commostrophe - "You really don,t know when you,re beaten."
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Common Prank

A saying used to make light of someone else's bleak situation.
Person 1: "He walked into Saran wrap, and was then shot in the chest"
Person 2: "It's a common prank"
Or
Person 1: "My uncle touched me"
Person 2: "It's a common prank"
by smegmabomb September 8, 2025
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common cents

What one without common sense believes as the meaning... "people who have spare change such as dimes and nickels, common cents"

Alternatively, what one may name a playlist with songs by Common and 50 Cent.
My pockets are full of common cents, more so dimes and nickels than pennies.
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Common sense isn't so common

(phrase / life observation / savage truth)

A brutally honest way to say that just because something seems obvious, most people will still find a way to mess it up. Perfect for moments when humanity disappoints you, usually in public or online.

Used when:

Someone does something completely avoidable or facepalm-worthy.

You realize society collectively skipped the “how to adult” manual.

You want to sound smart while judging idiots.

Meaning: Humans often act in ways that defy logic, and that’s on them.

Synonyms: “Apparently, this is optional,” “Logic is rare,” “Humanity, why?”
Examples of contexts in which common sense isn't so common:

Coworker: “I put metal in the microwave.”
You: “Common sense isn’t so common.”

Friend: “I just walked into traffic because I was texting.”
You: “Common sense isn’t so common.”

Internet comment section: literally anything ever.
by Thejocdoc November 11, 2025
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