Commoncasting

The practice of stripping out-of-control elites of their money, property, and influence, so that, up to the third generation, they have to live like common people.

Don't worry, babe, we don't need to tip. You'll never guess who delivered the pizza!
Who?
It's Elon Musk, remember him?
Wow, haven't heard that name since he got commoncasted.

Hey, I’m Max.
Sam.

So, what's a cute guy like you doing in a dive like this?
Well actually, they won’t let me on the apps since I was commoncasted. But I think of it more like a pivot to povertymaxxing.

JARED! JARED!!
What!!!
Pops has done shit himself again. Clean it the fuck up.

Fuck you Vanky. Fuck I fucking hate commoncasting.

Commoncasting by Pretty Justice January 30, 2026

Commoncasting

The practice of stripping out-of-control elites of their money, property, and influence, so that, up to the third generation, they have to live like common people.

Babe, you'll never guess who's delivering the pizza!
Who?
It's Elon Musk, remember him?
Wow, haven't heard that name since he got commoncasted.

Hey, I’m Max.
Sam.
So, what's a cute guy like you doing in a dump like this?
Well actually, they won’t let me on the apps since I was commoncasted. But I think of it more like a pivot to povertymaxxing.

JARED! JARED!!
What!!!
Pops has done shit himself again. Clean it the fuck up.

Fuck you Vanky. Fuck I fucking hate commoncasting.

Commoncasting by Pretty Justice January 30, 2026

Commincating

1. The act of aggressively defending a typo with your life, to the point of trying to wager money on it, only to realize the word actually does not exist.

2. Acting completely confident that a misspelled word is correct and blaming anything but your own incompetence.

Dan kept commincating, insisting that "birb" was a word instead of admitting he misspelled "bird."

Commincating by San Dtrunk June 9, 2026