(trodʒən|s fajər ænd ajs kɑndəmz )- n.
1. A product of the Trojan company. It is a condom created from a partnership between Church & Dwight Company, Incorporated and Sanofi S.A.to combine two of their greatest assets together, the Trojan Condom, and the IcyHot cream and patch, to, apperantly, relieve erectile pains while engaging in sexual intercourse. It has been so successful, it recieved the coveted two and a half stars on Amazon, and a host of bloggers who, between bragging about their sexual prowess, gave it such glowing reviews as "traumatising", "horrifying", "like lubing your dick with IcyHot" (not a completely inaccurate discription), "nightmarish", etc.
2. Buffoon, a Cretin, one who is considered to be unusally dull, lacking in brillance or intellect.
(etmy. 1. From the individual componets 2. Translated literally from the Irish 'Go mbeire an diabhal leis thú', proverbially meaning one who does stupid things repeatedly)
1. A product of the Trojan company. It is a condom created from a partnership between Church & Dwight Company, Incorporated and Sanofi S.A.to combine two of their greatest assets together, the Trojan Condom, and the IcyHot cream and patch, to, apperantly, relieve erectile pains while engaging in sexual intercourse. It has been so successful, it recieved the coveted two and a half stars on Amazon, and a host of bloggers who, between bragging about their sexual prowess, gave it such glowing reviews as "traumatising", "horrifying", "like lubing your dick with IcyHot" (not a completely inaccurate discription), "nightmarish", etc.
2. Buffoon, a Cretin, one who is considered to be unusally dull, lacking in brillance or intellect.
(etmy. 1. From the individual componets 2. Translated literally from the Irish 'Go mbeire an diabhal leis thú', proverbially meaning one who does stupid things repeatedly)
1. Oh God, my dick, it feels like...oh God, please stop the pain...I shall take a vow of chasity after this... God I shall never buy Trojan's Fire and Ice Condoms again!
2. He is such a Trojan's Fire and Ice Condom
2. He is such a Trojan's Fire and Ice Condom
by Tom O' Bedlam September 25, 2011
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"Dude is that the pope fucking 12 girls doggy style behind the bar?"
"Yeah, he's wearing that Holy Condom, yanno the one that Jamielynn Spears forgot to use."
"Yeah, he's wearing that Holy Condom, yanno the one that Jamielynn Spears forgot to use."
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1.As defined by oxford dictionary:-
a thin rubber sheath worn on the penis during sexual intercourse
as a contraceptive or to protect against infection.
2.Something that every adult , who lives in constant hope of sexual intercourse , keeps in his wallet.
3.Something that is worn on penis for preventing the semen to get into the vagina.
a thin rubber sheath worn on the penis during sexual intercourse
as a contraceptive or to protect against infection.
2.Something that every adult , who lives in constant hope of sexual intercourse , keeps in his wallet.
3.Something that is worn on penis for preventing the semen to get into the vagina.
1. Oh ! baby I have a mango flavored condom come suck it.
2. Boy: Should I fuck you?
Girl : You have a condom?
Boy: Yes vanilla flavored.
Girl : Then why are you even asking. Fuck me ...................
3. Hindi joke
******* (kaun(a hindi word) in english means 'who' pronounced as CON)*******
Santa is a very religous , practising abstinence from sex and never uses abusive words. Banta decided to get the word condom out of his mouth.
One day Banta asked Santa to say condom but Santa refused incessantly.
The next day Banta asked Santa "Do you know where is 'DOM'. Santa instanteneously said "Kaun dom" ....................tell me Santa "Kaun dom"(who is this DOM).................................................................................
2. Boy: Should I fuck you?
Girl : You have a condom?
Boy: Yes vanilla flavored.
Girl : Then why are you even asking. Fuck me ...................
3. Hindi joke
******* (kaun(a hindi word) in english means 'who' pronounced as CON)*******
Santa is a very religous , practising abstinence from sex and never uses abusive words. Banta decided to get the word condom out of his mouth.
One day Banta asked Santa to say condom but Santa refused incessantly.
The next day Banta asked Santa "Do you know where is 'DOM'. Santa instanteneously said "Kaun dom" ....................tell me Santa "Kaun dom"(who is this DOM).................................................................................
by godsman June 3, 2010
Get the condom mug.A person who is bringing the party/gathering/social situation down with them. A wet blanket. A person who is killing the mood and good feeling of the experience.
Jack: Hey babe... Let's get the hell out of here.
Jane: Why?
Jack: Wayne is being a total condom. This party is a waste.
Jane: Why?
Jack: Wayne is being a total condom. This party is a waste.
by Averant December 28, 2010
Get the Condom mug.The act of placing a large topped bottle or jar inside of a woman's pussy then fucking her then peeing in the bottle/jar and finally closing the lid. If she is very loose down there you may duck tape the bottle into the vaginal cavity.
I was worried about getting evan pregnant and i didnt have a condom so i just used a south carolina condom.
by ziggy muffins April 24, 2011
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Get the condom in back pocket mug.Someone that gets played really bad, Old school term back in the 80's (NYC) . One who gets seriously tricked or fooled. Used in the Oran Juice Jones song "Walking In The Rain"
by C Bizzle May 24, 2005
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