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Cohen

Opposite of twink aka fat gay man

He’s weird, probably autistic and he likes men

Somehow he’s good at math but terrible at everything else in life

He’s not getting anywhere in life
Jeez that’s guy stinks and is an idiot id hate to be him! He’s such a cohen🤮
by Mikarsana January 7, 2024
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cohenspiracy

Whenever a conspiracy is set up by the chosen people, the jews, is called a Cohenspiracy.
- Brad, I missed the news this week, what is the latest cohenspiracy?
- Well, Chad, as a matter of fact there are several cohenspiracies: Lebanese pagers and walkie-talkies rigged with explosives and remotely detonated by Mossad, some bomb magically appeared next to a Trump rally on Long Island and the checking-the-NGOs-would-be-antisemitic saga about importing Haitians in Ohio.
by xythras September 19, 2024
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Coherpetratence

A collective state of stupidity where people act without thinking, often leading to foolish decisions because they’re all blindly following each other instead of using their own judgment.
The coherpetratence of the board was apparent as they followed each other into decisions none would have made alone.
by Kaidyn Sark October 24, 2024
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coherenize

to make something make sense, especially with regard to writing
He wrote up the plan after taking an edible and it made zero sense, so now he needs to coherenize that shit.
by allizzzzy December 2, 2024
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Coherence

Something Joe Biden doesn't have.
America can be described in one word: Asssfhhhtlllmmnfff. Excuse me... the foothills of the Himalayas with Xi Jinping

Yep totally has coherence
by murderousmuffin July 11, 2024
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Cohabitant Fornicationship

A relationship held together only by the emotional bond of out-of-wedlock intercourse and proximity which the couple often mistakes for love.
He is clearly getting abused, but he has already gone so far with this cohabitant fornicationship that if he stops now, it will have all been for nothing.
She makes him feel guilt over the cohabitant fornicationship, repeating that she has given all of her to him over and over and what a horrible predator would he be if he still refuses to say the words, "I love you."
She wants to prove her brother wrong, that what she is going through is love and not a cohabitant fornicationship, but it will be decades before he is persuaded.
by Ferdinand III of Castile August 13, 2024
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Cohen

A Cohen is a weird edgy wanna be military kid who thinks Loli hentie is ok.
Person one:Hey did you see Cohen today?
Person two: No and I don’t want to, he’s so weird.
by Ankle replacements March 10, 2024
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