coconut

a term used to degrade pacific islanders, generally the word is used as a way to call them dumb and mock their ethnicity at the same time.

man 1: “you see the new guy at work today?”
man 2: “the f*cking coconut?”
man 1: “yeah, he’s clueless”
man 2: “aren’t they all”

both men proceed to suck each other off

by papikaden$$$ September 25, 2023

coconut virgin

A ridiculously nasty guy who doesn't take showers and plays League of Legends everyday. Also is a beta male and when they speak to girls, they get scared off due to their ugly appearance.

Damn, that coconut virgin smells mustier than Discord mods.

by stewpooper69 August 10, 2023

Coconut head

Incredibly stupid person, slang used in Nigeria

Esther is such a coconut head, she never listens

by drake'sdaddy April 3, 2024

Coconut Flake

When you rip off someone’s toenail and ejaculate onto it and make them eat it.

Jacobi force fed Damian Lilliard a coconut flake.

by 29 Elm Street, Apt B May 8, 2024

coconut creampie

when you let someone "eject" inside of your "box", but they have really hairy balls

dude i just got coconut creampied by brad

woah dude you need a plan B, his balls are so hairy

by ghjxjchcuufjcjc May 23, 2024

Coconutable

Coconutable dictates someone who is able to be hit with a coconut, typically really well.

Man that guys really coconutable

by Wrenthree May 29, 2024

Shea + Coconut

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I have to keep washing my hands every hour due to my job, so in order to keep them healthy and balanced, I grab Shea + Coconut and feel better about my hands not being damaged.

by ashfree November 25, 2021